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6/14/2016 5:50:09 PM
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Cringiest Destiny joke you can think of?
I don't like seeing much negativity on the forums. Let's brighten the mood with some jokes! I'll start.
My girlfriend is like Xylar. Wish she existed, but she's not there.
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Hey girl, are you a sync plate? Cause my spire is rising.
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6 Risposte"See that mountain in the distance? You can go there!"
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"We didn't want your precious gear to be thrown away every update" RIP
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After I picked up my bounties from Petra I said, "I'll be back." She replied, [spoiler]"I'll keep my eye out for you."[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiWhy did the Titan carry the hunter and warlock through trials? [spoiler]because hunters and warlocks can't lift[/spoiler]
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Why is the sky so sad? [spoiler]It has the blues.[/spoiler] You should learn sign language. [spoiler]It's really handy.[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteNo jokes, but any time someone says huntard, critan, etc. I literally cringe.
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the story
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1 RispondiThe forums [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiSnipers are bad
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"When in doubt, OP plz nerf." "My girlfriend is like my gjhallarhorn. I don't have one." "Why does everyone put No Land Beyond above their fireplace? Because they like it on dis-mantle."
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It's nerf or nothing , John elway......
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Why don't warlocks need exotic boots? Cause they always get carried. [spoiler]stole that one from LFG group I was in. I play all 3 - No real hate for warlocks btw.[/spoiler]
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This was from a friend of mine called TallestAtol9 What do you call the guy with Gjallarhorn? [spoiler]The Raid Team.[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteYo momma so fat when she goes to the tower lord shaxx says [i]you're crushing them[/i] Why do you have nlb above your fire place? [spoiler]because I like [b]dis[/b] [b]mantle[/b][/spoiler] When I die I want my fire team to bury me so they can let me down again.
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Master Rahool........... Get it he's the joke.
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10 RisposteHey girl, is your ass purple? Cause it's legendary. *Puts on shades*
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The bladedancer subclass
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2 RisposteModificato da Moxxis Playtoy: 6/15/2016 8:17:04 PMI'm surprise that Mara Sov can handle so many Guradians in her [b]REEF[/b]. "Queen's treasure awaits you. Her reef down below. Dismantle pants yeessss? or die." -Variks
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1 RispondiWhat do little guardians like to play at recess? Shanks and Mino(taurs)! [spoiler]Get it? Like Sharks and Minos? [/spoiler]
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Stop hitting on Oryx He's [b]Taken.[/b]
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I guess you could say i had awoken from my slumber *insert laugh that simulates suffocation*
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6 RisposteModificato da U12070628: 6/15/2016 10:14:02 AMBungie loves jokes and all, but was it really worth the 500 million dollars to make their own?
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What does Donald trump call voidwall grenades? [spoiler]trumpwall grenades[/spoiler]
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Why do I call my vacuum cleaner purple rain. [spoiler]because it was dying[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiWhat's the difference between your ghost and burglar? The burglar won't set off all alarms and make you fight 3 waves of cops before opening the door
