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6/14/2016 5:50:09 PM
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Cringiest Destiny joke you can think of?
I don't like seeing much negativity on the forums. Let's brighten the mood with some jokes! I'll start.
My girlfriend is like Xylar. Wish she existed, but she's not there.
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#Destiny
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2 RisposteI got a new TV remote
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1 RispondiWhy can't Lord shaxxy take his dog for a walk? "Lost the lead"
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Why are Titans eyes red? Because they can't blink XD
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3 RisposteHow many titans does it take to screw in a light bulb? ? Show spoiler [spoiler]Two, the hard part is getting them in there...[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteModificato da Monerdon: 6/16/2016 1:47:13 AMLet me give you some Super Good Advice and "break the ice" they will also be my Last Words,and let they be my First Curse,released over the Monte Carlo,where there is No Land Beyond,where the Fourth Horseman lives and waited for this moment with Patience and Time,and from Hereafter it will penetrate your heart as a Thorn and you will have a Red Death while the Hard Light looks upon you:the Truth hurts,will you have a Plan C for it?if not,the Thunderlord will provide you one... Do I Win?
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BALANCE [spoiler]HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH[/spoiler]
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6 Risposte[quote]Community: we want twilight garrison to change color Bungie: So what you're saying is nerf it?[/quote]
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Tripmines
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1 RispondiHail Hydra? You know because there is a lot of Hydra..nevermind I don't know what i'm going with the joke.
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3 RisposteWhere do Fallen sell their old junk? [spoiler]at [u]Dregs[/u]List![/spoiler]
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Literally any destiny-themed lyrics. Not a joke, but they always make me cringe.
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At first I was like I got patience and time to tell the story afterwards I got lazy and said I got no time to explain it ( it's true but not with those words lol ) I was cutting a rose For my gf but I got poisoned by a thorn
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Why did the guardian do nice things for people? [spoiler]He was a -blam!-ing degenerate.[/spoiler] [spoiler]also kek so I don't get banned for joking [/spoiler]
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What's the best gun to shoot Hitler with? Bad JuJu.
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"12 shots w/ blackhammer and the bitch needs more?!" . Not a joke actually happened.
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Raisins whyyyyyyy.......
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What did the Destiny player (me) say to his girlfriend? [spoiler]Touch my Malice![/spoiler]
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7 RisposteModificato da Maggz: 6/15/2016 6:41:07 PMYou make me Gjallahorny. [spoiler]I honestly don't think it can get any more cringeworthy than that.[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteMy girls like xur she comes and goes
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The only speaker yo mama ever talked to was in a drive thru.
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Bladedancers post nerf
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3 RisposteModificato da Darth Krohsis: 6/15/2016 9:38:16 PMGurl, is your shirt yellow? Cuz dat bod is exotic. What did the Traveler use before the walls? A moat of light. Atheon is a living conflux who can manipulate time, Crota was big@ss knight with an instakill, and Oryx was literal God. Gets wrecked by 6 twelve year olds.
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1 RispondiDregs Promise
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10 Risposte"Why do titans always have dry eyes? Because they can't blink" circa 9/9/14
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Hey girl, are you a sync plate? Cause my spire is rising.
