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5/17/2016 2:58:28 PM
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Funniest thing you've seen in a bathroom stall
What is the funniest thing you have seen while taking a dump?
For example: at my school someone made a connect the dots and people were just doing it one by one
Shit today I seen pieces of paper glued to the damn door in the shape of a dong
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#Offtopic
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2 RisposteA miscarriage. Little -blam!-er wouldn't flush.
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1 Rispondi"Sign here to stop vandalism."
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10 RisposteFor a good time, call Jenny. 867-5309
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1 RispondiHere I sit, broken hearted. I tried to shit, but only farted. And then later, I took a chance. I tried to fart, and shat my pants.
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2 RisposteOn the toilet paper dispenser it once said "turban repair kit"
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At school there's a big dick carved in the stall wall
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8 RisposteI would but I don't want to get warned or banned so pm me for the story
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46 RisposteWell I want to keep it appropriate but message me if you want to know. Lmfao
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1 RispondiIn high school a trend started where eveyone would yell, "throwback!" And then pee in the urinal with their pants down to their ankles like in kindergarten.
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Someone wrote on a toilet paper roll cover, shit tickets. Take one.
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2 RisposteOne of my kids once crawled under the stall to the next one and proceeded to carry on a conversation with the older lady who was trying to pee.
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1 RispondiI once saw the following poem in a stall literally covered with words: Some came here to sh/t and stink Some came here to sit and think I came here to scratch my balls And read the writing on the walls
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5 RisposteModificato da RynoTheEdgeLord: 5/18/2016 3:26:03 PMLmao. >be me >using urinal >sees writing on wall >it says, "Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand." >0.o >laughs uncontrollably >everyone in bathroom thinks I'm crazy >??? >profit by having story for Offtopic
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Whenever I hear someone else walk in the bathroom as I'm shitting I always say "I didn't have any corn"
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12 RisposteNot the funniest thing I've seen but heard. [i]"Oh my God, don't you hate it when you open a stall for someone and their rude asses won't come in?!"[/i]
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6 RisposteA kid in the stall was taking a shit and yelled "penetrate me daddy" and let out a huge, long fart.
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6 Risposte"Bathroom stalls were the 4chan before 4chan"
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In huge letters, "I <3 Shrek"
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This shit
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I remember when I was, like, 5, me and my parents were shopping and I had to piss. Before we went to the bathroom, there was another kid about my age, of whom I talked a little. I went into the stall and pulled my pants down, about to piss. Then… That little -blam!- stuck his head under the stall door and looked at my face, then straight at my hairy dick, then pulled his face back out, like a -blam!-ing mole. I just left like nothing happened.
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9 RisposteModificato da The A-10 Warthog: 5/21/2016 9:59:38 PMA copy of Halo heh Get it? Cuz it's shit And shit goes in the toilet Heheh Heheheheh Please clap
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A dead man
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"Here I sit brokenhearted, I tried to shit but only farted."
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At my high school freshman year I could overhear 2 people having sex in the first floor bathroom. Which was the grossest out of the 4 floors we had.
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It isn't wrong to try anal.
