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3/10/2016 5:03:41 AM
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Explain a movie plot badly
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2 RisposteExplosions and stuff [spoiler]name that director[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteA whiny boy goes gets help from a small green mentally challenged thing to help him kill his father
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2 RisposteBunny solves a case
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3 RisposteThe entire movie is one long car chase in the middle of a desert
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6 RisposteGuy must protect girl. Guy and girl bang. Guy and girl fight giant bugs.
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A black guy spends a whole movie trying to convince people he didn't steal a jacket [spoiler]star wars 7[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteAliens come. Nerds beat aliens.
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3 RisposteOld man obducts fat Asian boy to replace dead wife
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4 Risposte> guy gets cancer > guy aquires immortality > is super bad ass
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3 RisposteSomeone gets stranded and grows potatoes
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4 RisposteNo more food on earth, must go to space and leave behind daughter. Goes through back hole in space. Plot twists, he was trying to tell himself to stay on earth and don't go since the beginning.
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Guy and friend take drug Guy talks to dog Flies in eyes He doesn't die
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9 RisposteBritish dude likes sex and cars and kills people for a living.
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3 RisposteStorm happens ppl try to take pics of it, school gets hit and bad shit happens
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Little Mermaid - Young redhead gives up the goods to chase older man
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2 RisposteModificato da Kirby235711: 3/17/2016 12:26:41 AMKid goes to island with a bunch of people and vikings, their pets get cloned by an evil clone, clones and originals fight, kid is frozen in carbonite, the power of crying like a little ß¡†©h saves him, everyone forgets what happened.
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2 RisposteModificato da BondyMilk: 3/19/2016 2:17:11 AMFat Mexican security guard who doesn't know how to use his gun gets his skin stolen in a Costco. Man watches Costco and gets in trouble. Man also has fertility issues and is sad. Man's friends make weird ass jackets. More people's skin is stolen The man and his drunk friends chase the skin thieves The suspect has a bunch of people banging in his house and they watch Big Show Down in Costco The thieves' brains are literally in their ballsacks They squeeze each other's ballsacks and it's hilarious They die from excessive ball squeezing and explode The guy goes home The end [spoiler]Ball squeezing. Excessively.[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteA long time ago in the past in a place really far away there was this kid, he lived on like some desert planet, then this old guy found him and was like "hey let me teach you space magic and give you this glowing sword" and the kid was like "mkay" so like the old guy fights this mr roboto looking guy and the old guy sacrifices himself to save the kid and these other 2 bums he picked up. Eventually the kid meets the jolly green giant's midget grandpa and the midget grandpa is like "hey, that mr roboto guy is your father" and the kid was like "dang, that sucks." Later the kid fights his mr roboto dad in a giant sphere in space with lasers and this old wrinkly guy with zappy fingers is like "bro you should totally kill your dad and join me so we can rule the galaxy and stuff" but the kid was like "no I'm a good guy" then the zappy fingers guy electrocutes the kid but the dad is like "wait, that's my kid taking 50,000 volts of space magic, this is messed up" then the mr roboto guy throws mr zappy fingers over a ledge and mr roboto dies. Everyone lives happily ever after... [spoiler]Till 27 years later when mr roboto's emo grandson goes on a rampage[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteA man is exposed to radiation at his shitty job, and teams up with a bunch of Latinos to cross the interplanetary border in their space van in order to cure his life threatening illness.
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2 RisposteThere's this guy with the thing that has to do the thing with guns.
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2 RisposteThese guys go to a cabin One guys gives the d to the prettiest in the whole country in the shítter They find gold There are nazzis There are snowmobiles All die
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>Be BurntSalmon >Shitpost >Laugh maniacally >Get on skateboard and ride off >Crash >Die
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2 RispostePeople on a huge plane Then snakes somehow got on that plane Then thise snakes started killing people A huge snake eats a little dog After the madness they land the plane (finally) When the land at a airport. One of the dudes has a snake on his shoulder Then the other dude shoots the snake off the other guy's shoulder. Black Screen. The End Man. Snakes on a Plane was the one of the most crappiest movies I've seen. I'm ready to rip Sharknado's ass if you want
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2 RisposteTwo little midgets travel thousands of miles to throw some ring into a big out of lava, when they could have hitched a ride on some big eagles and have gotten there in like 15 minutes.
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1 RispondiA piece of jewelry is in the possession of midgets as they go on wacky adventures to a geological hotspot while running from a monarch and his horsemen
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Some guy goes with other people to a big ring that's actually a world with stuff on it and it's a big mystery.
