Crota's End. It's my first run and everyone else had already been through a few times. I saw Crota and I immediately went outside and ran closer to him. Fireteam screams at me, but I don't know why. I jump at Crota with maximum speed and poke him with my knife. Crota swings back at me and I am instantly crushed by his force. The sky turns into a explosive green mess and my fireteam starts screaming in horror as their inevitable death comes. I was booted from the fireteam, and at the time I still didn't know why. Rest in pepperoni Crota's end fireteam.

Looked at this post

I told my buddy who had just started playing the game that you had to jump off of the tower to reach the city below to find some dead ghosts and get an Achievement. He did so without hesitation. :)

I touched a sawed-off once.

Played crotas end on hard with a friend (we managed to 2 man up to crota by pure luck) Then this random canadian kid joined and started giving me and my friend abuse about how we are not using gally. I didn't have it at that time and my friend was using truth but this kid kept dying on purpose so we had to keep wiping. We eventually started and after another 2 wipes me and my friend started messing around making the kid solo crota. Just before he got the last swing in i booted him and blocked him. Serves him right for being an elitest jerk.

We were about to shoot Crota (hard mode) to take him down and right when the sword bearer said shoot I placed my bubble where everybody was and we all died (I was the Titan who placed the bubble on the right). Got Insta kicked. #noregrets

Haha that's funny.

Was doing skolas with this kid I met at the tower and his friend for 2 hours, his friend leaves my friend joins I tell the kid, hey Im kinda lagging could you promote me to host He did I kicked him and invited my other friend and we defeated skolas within 40mins

Ate the raisins

Playing iron banner rift, on a 9 kill streak (need ten for the bounty). I jump off the edge of the world

i report everyone who kills me in crucible because no way they coulda did it legit......

I used to be a final rounder in trials. I never wasted bullets, but I'm still guilty nonetheless. 2 weeks into trials, I realized how cheap it was. Never went back. Re-rolled efrideets to double down field scout and firefly. Still have it to this day. I feel so much better about myself now that I got that out.

As a small boy, I glued the eyes of my favourite Alsatian shut, because he looked so cute when he was sleeping. (Thank the lord it was easily washed out kid's glue. I forgot all about this, was told when I was 16 and cried my eyes out for shame at that time )

Whenever I play with people who think they are good, I like to sit and watch them realize they can't do it on their own. For example, Thalnok Fanatic of Crota. This guy kills Swordbearer, grabs the sword. I down Thalnok, he walks up and right bumpers him twice and then tries to walk away and gets killed. I'm like, "Okay..." Swordbearer respawns, guy picks up sword. I start to shoot Thalnok, he charges him with the sword while Thalnok is still up and slams the ground twice before Thalnok kills him. I'm like, "He doesn't know what to do." I message him saying, "Let me grab the sword because I've done Crota before." He stops moving for a little while, which I assume is him reading the message. Swordbearer respawns, I get Swordbearer weak, this guy runs towards Swordbearer, shotguns him to get the final hit and grabs the sword immediately, just to do what he just did before. I didn't mention this but he is also in a fireteam with another titan who is literally trying to attack Thalnok with his normal legendary sword. The event fails. I sent them a message, "Let me get the sword this time because you deal less damage while in a fireteam." This is true, although a lot of people do not think it is. He responds with, "No." He starts it again, I kill the swordbearer, grab the sword and then he does not shoot Thalnok, his dumbass titan tries to attack Thalnok with a solar sword and gets immediately wrecked. I basically crouch, waiting for them to down Thalnok but they can't either because they didn't really try or they were bad, not sure. I drop the relic, sleeper simulant into a sniper to down Thalnok myself, pick the sword back up, slam the ground three times and he is at around 40% hp. I move back and sit on the edge where the barrier spawns to keep you from moving back and just watch them as they try so hard to take down that last 40%. I gave them hope and watched it slowly melt away. Event fails. I send the main guy, who was a hunter, a message and say, "Let's do it again. We can do it this time!" He starts the event, I sit at the exact same spot and watch them try so hard but fail. Event fails. I do this one more time before he finally realizes he can't do it without me and he just walks around the map aimlessly. I go to Orbit after that. I don't feel bad for what I did.

Is this a secure internet http? [spoiler]no?, well I probably shouldn't say[/spoiler]

Killed a bunch of afk players with my sparrow and i once reported someone for no reason other than the dude totally shitting on me in the crucible, im not proud of the last one.

The Titan primal fight in FF14. Had a heal bitching about a DPS being low, calling him a scrub, moaning about getting hit by AoE etc. I was the main tank, and after a while of him bitching I turned Titan towards the heal and murdered him like that. The other heal didn't bother reviving the guy. It was funny, not regretting it.