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Modificato da ΜilfShake:
2/26/2016 7:53:11 AM
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Most horrible thing you ever did?
Here's mine:
2 hours into golgoroth Challenge and chill. (Yeah yeah noobs and all). Seems like we were about to make it. I get unstable light ad the funniest thing ever came to mind. Stayed in the pool screaming " ALAK HUL SNACKBAR"
team dieded, I laughed, they cried, I get booted.
No regrats.
Edit: let's keep it game related please
Edit2: Trending, awesome guys. There's is some really funny stuff here and also some sick shit.
Best reply so far
[spoiler][quote=severed ronin]LFG team needed a swordbearer for Crota because none of them knew how. They proceed to spend every round after a wipe doing the Heavy Ammo glitch. "Guys, trust me. I can get this done in one sword. Just pop a Heavy."
We wipe because they're failing to down Crota properly or, on occasion, kill the Boomers. I keep getting blamed. They keep Heavy Ammo glitching. "You swung too many times! You didn't swing enough! You jumped too early!" "Guys, I can do this in one sword. Have a dozen times."
More glitching. "Just in case." "Just don't jump early this time and we'll have it."
I've had enough. Grab sword, down Crota myself, beat him down, Blink Strike, down him again, beat him again until he's at a sliver of health. Only one more slam to do it. Team cheers as they assist with the last down. "Woohoo! Finally gonna do it on Hard!" "Dude, I hope I get the Crux."
Crota kneels. I wave.
"Dude, what are you doing?"
[b]Severed Ronin has left the fireteam.[/b][/quote][/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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3 RisposteI'd go to prison if I told you
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Your mom
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5 RisposteI go into trials as a 290, immediately get booted from destiny servers, and checked my trials passage, 9-0
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[quote]Here's mine: 2 hours into golgoroth Challenge and chill. (Yeah yeah noobs and all). Seems like we were about to make it. I get unstable light ad the funniest thing ever came to mind. Stayed in the pool screaming " ALAK HUL SNACKBAR" team dieded, I laughed, they cried, I get booted. No regrats. Edit: let's keep it game related please[/quote] We were fighting warpriest and I was the titan and I placed my bubble but didn't notice I had places it on a ally, looking to my left I saw him holding sleeper simulant and he fires before I could warn him. The beam bounced hit him in the face. And all we heard after his characters death sound was his sigh and then his mic being set aside
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1 RispondiI kicked my cat in the face not hard tho
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4 RisposteThere was this guy in Reno, I shot him just so I could watch him die. Now I'm in San Quentin. Should listened to my mother who said don't play with guns
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Used thorn before and firebolts.
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Have ever done* Regrets*
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I decapitated a kitten as a child.
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Oryx challenge mode, first week it released. Detonation round. Doorbell rings. Pizza is more important i thought. Came back only to find my teamates yelling at me and meeling my ass.
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When i was a young apprentice and the others guys had been winding me up all day I took a leak in the Swarfega. I smiled a smug smile when they all washed their hands at the end of the day!
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not pulling out of your mom all those years ago???
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1 Rispondiit was 6v1 in crucible as a 5 man team got booted from the other team...I hunted down the 1 for 5 kills and ended up with an unbroken eventually.....
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3 RisposteModificato da Vantitas: 2/25/2016 8:31:13 AMI dismantled G-horn for exotic shards.
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When I raid with randoms, sometimes I like to shoot the adepts on the other end of the map during war priest (i.e. Shoot the left adepts it I'm on the right side and vice Versa). Everyone always gets really confused and mad at the wrong person.
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1 RispondiSeverely hungover, sweaty and half-dead, I puked on a bus, didn't tell the driver, then proceeded to get off leaving a river of slimy bile gushing down the gangway onto my fellow passenger's shoes. Felt way better afterwards though! : D
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5 RisposteIn third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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2 RisposteOne player screaming the entire time at oryx on hard. Needed him cause we didn't want to look for someone else. When we detonated the last time he said, "yall suck serious balls, your lucky to have me carry you. Plus I really needed this." Kicked him right before we killed oryx. No regrets
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Buying this game
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I also yelled allahu snackbar on golg :D
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I spit out beer at an airport bar reading this. Standing ovation.
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5 RispostePlaying crimson doubles both of us using touch of malice, we would kill the other team and then kill ourselves with TOM we kept tying up the score and made it last for about 25 rounds was damn hilarious!
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16 bombs on the ground, im the runner. They all run out to detonate. I do the hotline bling. That could only mean one thing. [spoiler]he took no damage lol[/spoiler]
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I put, need 5 people for oryx challenge. 310+ light on lfg and the forums with my buddies gt while he was doing trials carries. He got spamed with msgs for a while.
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10 RisposteKick somebody right before we killed Atheon because they were being a jerk the entire raid
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I could tell you but then I would have to "IT" again...
