Attention to all citizens of #Offtopic, I, Huxley the Taken King, have come to take everything in your possession. Whatever I touch is mine. And with my handy dandy helicopter equipped with a vacuum that is modified with a One Size Fits All muzzle, I can take whatever I deem is mine!
*Aboards on helicopter, turns on engine*
*Grabs microphone*
[b]Now that I have returned, I will resume my evil work and take whatever you find valuable! Go ahead and post below, I dare you to try![/b]
[spoiler]http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Huxley[/spoiler]
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1 Rispondi[quote]I, Huxley the Taken King[/quote] [quote]Huxley the Taken King[/quote] [quote]The Taken King[/quote] Triggered
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2 Rispostejokes on you there's nothing to take from me :3
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3 Risposte*sits in a polished black leather chair* *sits in chair* *sits in chair on blades of helicopter* *takes your microphone and snaps it on knee*
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1 RispondiWould that mean nothing is yours?
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1 RispondiFuçk you're pajamas
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1 RispondiYou can steal my nipples, but you can NEVER STEAL MY PAIN JUICES!
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Ur the topkeking thats for shire
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F[u]u[/u]ck you
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2 RisposteTake him!
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!!! It's Gideon from Crimunal Minds!
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2 RisposteSorry pal, but pillaging and hoarding are dragon gigs. *rips your machine in half and crushes you into paste*
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2 RisposteThe only thing I have is this black hole..
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1 RispondiThat not how being taken works. The idea is you're supposed to be held hostage. Now if you were the Taker King....
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Kinda ironic that a king that got taken wants to take everything
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3 RisposteYou're not the Taken King You should be the Taking King [spoiler]dumbass[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteI am the Bacon king and everything is Swine.
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2 RisposteJust don't take my halo plz no
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6 RisposteWell I'm the king of the rice fields.
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5 RisposteTake my bleach it's all I have left but u have to chug it to take it away from me
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1 RispondiMy name is Juan, and I'm the Raken King!
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12 Risposte
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2 RisposteI ran outta things to do, so I'm here now
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6 RisposteAs long as you don't take the world's common sense we're good, K? K.
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1 RispondiNinnnnnnnja slap!
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1 RispondiThat's cool, I'm the Tekken King.