You're Browsing the Forums Hoping Shotguns are dead When out of the corner of your eye you spot him ShesMyNerd He's Charging you, about 15 feet back He equips bladedancer and blinks He's Gaining on You ShesMyNerd You're looking for your Thorn but your all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see there are tears on his face, My Deej, there's Tears everywhere! Running for your life From ShesMyNerd He's brandishing a Felwinters Its ShesMyNerd Blinking and Shotgunning, Legendary Crybaby ShesMyNerd Stalking the rumble ShesMyNerd Crying for Sport BLINKING OVER BODIES! Actual, Shotgunner ShesMyNerd [i]Now its Game 2 and you have seem to lost him But Mercy Rule is active soon You creep silently around The Anonamly Aha! In The Distance! A sniper without blink on-Hope! You Message him, "Good Game M8", But He falls to the ground, a slug in his back! The Chaperone (Annoying, Annoying) Hard Quest Line (Earned it, Earned it) Now its right in front of you!] BUT HE DIES, ITS SHES MY NERD Recharging his blink, ShesMyNerd But He doesn't see you tether ShesMyNerd You're sneaking up behind him BACKSTABBING CRYBABY SHESMYNERD Fighting for your life with ShesMyNerd Whining over nerfs with ShesMyNerd Stab him in the back Safe at last from ShesMyNerd You walk away from Flag C Blood Oozing from your sore eyes You've beat ShesMyNerd[/i] Wait! He Isnt Dead! [b]Lag Surprise![/b] A Last word to your head and death in his eyes But you know Blink too! (You Bladedancer too!) Blink over Crybaby ShesMyNerd! Legendary Duel with ShesMyNerd! Normal Laggy Fight for ShesMyNerd! You try to bladedance ShesMyNerd But energy is draining from your super! He lags through every swipe, he blinks over your head You Shadestep to the right, you catch him in the neck You're teabagging his Ghost now! [u]You have just -blam!- ShesMyNerd[/u] He sends you a message, expressionless You fall to your Iphone, and post on the forums "I BEAT CRYBABY SHESMYNERD HE ISNT EVEN GOOD LOL SCRUB" The End [spoiler]Ill link the OP later[/spoiler]

Is he still the whiny tw@ that blames everything else other than himself for dying. It's normally lag and being shot through a wall.

We don't need him and he isn't a god. Though him being the troll we deserve could be somewhat true. Considering he's the emodiment of what's wrong with the forums.

He's garbage. Plays on psn so... (Wrong) And if you want to look at my stats I let my son play... And still have an above average Kd

Please don't call him a God, we need no massaging of his ego to take place. Rampaging Cock-womble is a more fitting description for this stain of a 'gentleman'

You spelled dog backwards.

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He's a man not a God! Come on comrades!

He reminds me of that creepy nerd of movie grandmas boy.

Did bungie nerf Icebreakers final round yet? I'd hate for him to keep getting final founded by another icebreaker.

It's comforting to know that he has to play the raid to be in contention for trials and banner. He's so out of his element. Lol what I would pay to be in a raid with him and keep throwing in on purpose but be the host. Omg lol

Are you the pitcher or the catcher. Catcher I assume

And that's enough forums for one day, and it's not even noon...

I hate you

Ur the tissue he wipes his ass with.