Phobos Disaster Relief Program:
Hello guardian do you remember Phobos? After a turn of events oryx got pissed and decided to wreck havoc on a cabal military base and in the process killing over 2000 cabal[spoiler]not to mention elevator cabal[/spoiler] anyways this catastrophe changed the life's of many cabal who lost there freinds, family and money in this raid, many cabal are still stranded in the boring landscape of Phobos without food water and shelter. And now this is were YOU come in! Now for as little as 5 glimmer or any other currency you can change the life's of these cabal for the better, we can help with there medical, therapist, and insurance bills, we can help bring in the survivals[spoiler]like me[/spoiler] back home and honor those brave cabal who were caught unaware and forced against there own will to turn into taken and get punched in the face by guardians (I'm looking at you sunbreakers) thank you guardians for your time and donations
Edit[spoiler]3 minutes and 7 seconds.
That's how long it takes for a Cabal to burn to death. Their tough skin, perfect for resisting brute force, only elongates the process. Years of battle, and generations of war, have lead to the development of a heightened nerve-reception in the face of death, unique to the Cabal species. They feel every excruciating detail of their demise.
12 minutes and 36 seconds.
That's how long it takes for a disabled Cabal dropship leaving Phobos to be caught in Mars's atmosphere and collide with the planet's surface. The densest of hulls, the strongest of thrusters, the greatest of pilots: all crumbled before the red Martian landscape. The impact was so great, over 50% if all dropships were vaporized on impact.
.0000000001 microseconds.
The time it takes for an organism to be consumed, or Taken. This minuscule amount of time is equivalent to an eternity of suffering and pain. Of the 62,000 Skyburners stationed on the Phobos base, 48,247 were Taken. This tormented majority, subjected to a date worse than Hell, returned to kill over most of their comrades.
5 days, 6 hours, 21 minutes, and 18 seconds.
The time it takes for a Cabal to starve to death on the harsh landscape of Phobos. Their helmets and life support recycle their oxygen- or at least, their equivalent of it. But, despite the best military survival tech in the known galaxy, death is still inevitable for those stranded on the desolate dunes of Phobos.
3 days, 22 hours, 42 minutes, 35 seconds.
The time it takes for a worry Cabal wife, girlfriend, or lover, and the associated family, to discover the fate of their beloved. The Cabal home fleet is extremely far away, resulting in extraordinarily lapses I'm communication. Almost four days of not knowing the fate of the one closest to you.
5 minutes.
That's how long it would take for you to donate to our cause. Any sum of Glimmer, Strange Coins, and even Motes of Light will go towards helping the victims of this tragic incident.
5 minutes. Consider this.[/spoiler]
P.S post your survival stories and like if this makes you cry every time
Edit: wow this trended overnight, also many cabal are being saved
Edit: Also elevator cabals family is finally moving on, elevator cabals son is going to college soon thanks to the donations, thank you
[spoiler][quote]"I remember it like it was yesterday...
Me and my boy Bill were just out on Phobos doing some pool with this guy Jeff.
All of the sudden I heard a large explosion. That was the last thing I heard.
I woke up and our mancave was in ruins. Jeff's corpse lay to the side, and some cheeky guardian scanned him. I ran for my life, and I searched for Bill. I couldn't find him anywhere. I wandered around, and then I saw him get taken, I was horrified. So I decided to take the elevator to find my friend-"
-Cabal #7693593967 AKA "Leroy"
Died at 9/15 by an elevator
#NEVERFORGET9/15[/quote] by Egg the OG [/spoiler]
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Proud to donate over 20000 Glimmer Will Never Forget!
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But why?
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That one centurion was my best friend we went to grade school, played football, and even had our own club. The name was centuman it's a mix of centurion and human we also had black, Spanish, and indian centurion friends.
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Stopped reading after "life's", Sally Struthers.
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1 RispondiBush did Phobos
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In "friends and family" do you mean Brad
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I pledge 25000 glimmer in cash, another 10k in glimmer items, 20 black wax idols, and my collection of 170 guns. Lets get these cabal back in the fight on the Dreadnaught!
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2 Risposte#obamadidphobos
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Like if u cri every tim
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My guardian has slay millions of taken before Nolanbot took my spot
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Modificato da Xuh: 9/21/2015 11:42:23 PM[quote]leroy[/quote] [spoiler]LEEROY JEEEEENKINS[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteThis is a tribute for the elevator cabal RIP elevator cabal 9-15-2015 :(
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I mean, we do avenge your death in the Fear's Embrace mission. Somewhat.
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3 RisposteCan we buy a 5 dollar grammar pack?
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3 RisposteI was taken guys... I'm the phalanx who tried to push you off the ledge of the colony ship. #rememberphobos2k15
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*steals the cabal super weapon* *blows up phobos for getting in my way* *leaves*
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Add #CabalLivesMatter tag Adds 25,000 glimmer.
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*steals the cabal super weapon* *blows up phobos for getting in my way* *leaves*
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1 RispondiFor the program +10000 glimmer I have supplied a large amount of my glimmer for assistance to this crisis #neverforget9/15
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"This is Muck-Tard. Poor Muck-Tard lost his family when Oryx greased his moon. Now poor Muck-Tard has to walk 5 miles a day with flies on his face just to get water. If you send 5 dollars a day, you can get a picture of Muck-Tard, and also receive letters from him. Please give, or the Cabal will send Sally Struthers to your planet to eat all your Cheesy Poofs."
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My heart (or whatever Fallen have) goes out to the surviving cabal.
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#NeverForgetPhobos
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Hold on. Aren't the cabal the ones that usually setup these type of relief programs? I'm pretty sure they do. They typically get some actors and actresses on tv to tell us to send them money and when they get to 500 million glimmer in donations they build like ten houses while Sean Penn goes and gets 500 built in the same amount of time.
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6 RisposteThe Taken will fall.
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I was about to jump to Phobos for crucible on Black Shield. I turned around to get my Hawkmoon. Then it happend. Wonder what it would've been like if I was there. Shudder when I think about it.