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Modificato da Ninjabird00:
5/7/2016 3:07:07 AM
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I am reviving my marriage thread. Come get a spouse!
[u][b]Read the rules before posting[/b][/u]
Don't be too specific and don't name anyone. For example: "I want Jennifer Lawrence" will get you ignored.
Tell me if you want a guy or girl. Don't tell me your gender just tell me what you want.
Any mention of tits, boobs and you will get someone unattractive. The same thing will happen if you refer to girls as bitch, slut and so on. If you comment normally then I will give you someone nice
You are allowed one male, one female or a male/female couple. No two wives or two husbands.
If you want a new spouse then you need to get a divorce and say why you got one.
When you know the rules please post and we'll begin.
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you want an anime girl I will give you one.
Edit: I can't keep track of everyone so if you want another wife then tell me you got a divorce first.
Edit: 6500 replies!
Edit: Make sure to tell me you got a divorce before asking for someone new.
Edit: Need to clear something up "Girl who likes anime with black hair and green eyes with good personality" is too specific and if I see this again I will just give you a random girl.
Edit: New change, any mention of ass or booty and you get someone ugly. And more more saying "assets" to me that means ass and boobies and if I see that you know what you'll get.
Edit: [b]NO INANIMATE OBJECTS [/b] I don't give a -blam!- if you're into attack helicopters.
Edit: If it doesn't come from me ignore it. And for those who think it's funny to hijack my thread you could make your own thread and you can marry people to toasters for all I care.
Edit: No longer accepting the cheating excuse. Come up with something different.
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2 RisposteHello. My name is tr-8r And I'll sick spin you baby come get some of my big long [spoiler]shock baton[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiA blonde skinny fit girl
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1 RispondiModificato da nearlight: 1/11/2016 12:04:40 AMNOT a slut Must have some proof of loyalty to our lords and saviors Razer Hair must be brown Must like animals
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3 Risposte
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1 RispondiI would like a girl who is as dank as my memes
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1 RispondiI would like an Lady Alligator
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4 Risposte
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7 RisposteI need an alien that is not humanoid, preferably with at least 4 tentacles.
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2 RisposteMy body is ready.
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3 RisposteI'd like a nice young lady ;)
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1 RispondiBumo for later.
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I'd like an adventurous young lady
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2 RisposteA Beautiful woman!
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6 RisposteI'll take a girl who loves to bass fish and wears baseball caps. No trophy wife plz.
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2 RisposteModificato da PotatoSalad1994: 1/9/2016 4:59:50 PMI require a female to serve as my legitimate spouse. Most other spouses come from raiding trips. Doing so will please the Gods in Asgård, reserving me and yourself a place next to Odin in Valhalla. Think you can manage?
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Just wanted to thank you again for the amazing wife. We are going strong!! If you need any helpers feel free to pm.
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5 Risposteis this what the world has come to?
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1 RispondiEnd this Madnessssssssss Or keep it you decide bird man thing...
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1 RispondiCAn I get another ?
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1 RispondiHey nice! This thread was going when I was here a few months ago. You hooked me up with a total hottie. Her and are no longer together unfortunately. May I have another woman pls?
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2 RisposteMy old girl had... Well, she fill Ill a few months back. We split to avoid giving me heartbreak. May I please have another, to fill the emptiness?
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1 Rispondi*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Im classy but fun in the bed wort wort."
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3 RisposteGirl i can bang all day
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1 RispondiFemale plz
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1 RispondiI want u op. ;D
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3 RisposteOh, what the hell. Female, a dark hair colour
