Dear blueberry,
Here's a list of all the things you're doing wrong.
->Your subclasses are not maxed out
->You don't have good gear for the weapons you are using (i.e. carry more ammo/increase reload speed)
->You're using the wrong exotic armor (i.e. wearing celestial nighthawk and you're a blade dancer)
->You don't have a rocket launcher with grenades and horseshoes
->You don't have thorn or last word
->You have a thorn or last word but don't know how to use it
->You can't believe that shooting at players is not as easy as shooting at dregs/thrall
->You don't have matador, party crasher, felwinter's or the like
->You don't REALLY understand how blink works
->You have a matador, party crasher, felwinter's but you don't know how to use it (probably because you don't know how to blink)
->You don't have an LDR or Her Benevolence (w/ Hidden Hand)
->You switch to gally when heavy comes in
->You go into the same hallway as all your teammates, try to fight over sniper kills then wonder why you just got nova bombed/fisted/bladedanced/etc.
->You cap A on shores of time when playing control
->You cap A on anomaly when playing control
->You cap A on rusted lands when playing control (for christ sake don't cap A)
->You mindlessly run for flags on control because its the objective and then rage at getting gang banged by the other team
->You use to play COD
->You can't land a headshot
->You're using hard light or some other auto rifle because you want to "prepare" for the buff
TL;DR You're being a dumbass; stop it or go play something else.
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3 Rispostewell i have no idea who the guardian is that you are addressing ............ but ......... i suck at crucible because i suck with shotguns and snipers and i refuse to make a blade dancer .
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Modificato da So Solid XT: 8/21/2015 9:18:45 AMBro I just finished my Titan subclasses and I'm pro level *looks at my kd* oh never mind
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7 RisposteEh anyone who uses Hidden Hand on a sniper is a scrub. If you can't land shots with Praedyth or Efrideet's then you can't call yourself a sniper, you're just another auto-aim abusing COD junkie who thinks quickscoping takes skill. Try popping a headshot on a pilot in a jet at 1000 meters away, THAT takes skill. Or T-Squared's infamous multi-kill in Halo 3 where he ricocheted a shot off the wall and it sailed through 4 people's heads.
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Well if it makes you happy, I'm a bladedancer with a god rolled her benevolence, I blink but snipe, I use The last word and consistently 2-4 shot. Try hard ik But at the same time I lead at flag caps, I normally get TONS of assists, and I almost always get A flag unless I'm sniping on anomaly or pantheon
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I have but I don't use, I like challenges and care less about this games pvp
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This is great haha.
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Lol half of that was satire other half was true
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4 RisposteA Flag has the best angles on every map
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1 RispondiHow about posting something positive? F ucks like you get banned from the game because you tell people this crap. Go suck a fat one. I've played CoD, but still play just as good as the people who use the "OP" guns. GTFO fag.
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Don't need shitguns or Thorn to win. Only need a Hopscotch and Efrideet's Spear with field scout and ambush.
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Just capped a on shores of time and won the game for my team so yeah not all of those are true all the time
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2 RisposteModificato da WolfWillowgrove: 8/20/2015 6:57:40 PMI use NLB in regular crucible unless it's skirmish on my Hunter specifically. Or ToO. Otherwise I always use NLB paired with my LDR and and a Heavy MG and I have much better stats than you, and better overall records than you. I also never use shotguns unless [b]at all[/b]. I don't need to rely on OP weapons like you! [b][i][u]Sign here if you think OP is bad![/u][/i][/b]
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Calm down. People can't be elites at everything.
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1 RispondiI would rather cap A on rusted lands because you can snipe anybody trying to take it from C
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2 RisposteSmfh. This is disgusting Reasons why someone is bad should never include because they aren't using a certain weapon. Pvp really has become something pathetic.
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Thank you sensei
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This post makes me laugh.
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You sir are a genius. What makes this so funny is that it's true.
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You forgot low sensitivity and jumping. There's nothing more enjoyable than taking a shotgun to the top of someone's head especially when it takes them like 30 seconds to even look up at you after you jump lol
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[quote]First, this information is rock solid. This is not a debate or question. Just stare at these facts and bask in the infinite glow that is my superior understanding of the universe. I only post this in hopes of enlightening the masses. It is written in the first person as a reminder of how awesome you are. [b]Facts: 1: Any way I kill you is the most glorious and honorable of kills requiring skill of an otherworldly nature. 2: Any way you kill me is a cheap cowardly way to play the game and your family should be ashamed. 3: All of my characters are of the highest class and quality. You should be honored to die by my wrath. 4: All of your characters are cheap, easy to kill with and should cause your family some form of horrible disappointment in your skills. 5: My guns are hard to use and require skills that escape the common man. 6: Your guns are self aiming bullet sprayers that a half dead turtle could use to go 30-0. 7: My play style is clearly MENSA like in its formulation and execution. 8: Your play style is obviously the result of playing while half asleep or perhaps over medicated on daytime cold pills. 9: My chosen skill path is designed to add challenge and honor to my play style. The best of the best. 10: Your chosen skill path is a crutch that only mildly holds up your pathetic play style. End of facts... [/b] You are welcome.[/quote]
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2 RisposteIn sores of time I go for some c and sometime b so some idiot come in !y sniper range trying to capture zone B and C
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Too...Much... Text to read. Ugh. I'm off to bed.
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K,but I don't like using exotic always in pvp with hawkmoon and the last word. It make it to easy. And I don't switch guns in the heavy ammo. Screen loads for so long. And her benevolence sniper is good. In area where there some good sniper positions mainly sores of time. And I use felwinter lie its a monster. But yeah everything else is. Fine and some are wrong.
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"Use OP tactics and weapons to get good" So you're telling us to use those to compensate for a lack of skill... okay.
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4 RisposteWhat happened to having fun in crucible? You're implying that everyone should blink shotgun, Thorn, TLW, and High Aim assist sniper rifles, etc.
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2 RisposteA on rusted lands isn't that bad