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7/20/2015 6:33:58 AM
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How Do you Flirt?
Do you act all romantic? Maybe you pretend to be a confident dude bro? How about you grills out there? I think it'd be easier. Tell us your tactics.
[spoiler]I know some of you haven't had your balls drop yet, so if you find girls gross I won't judge.[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteModificato da UberFonzie: 7/21/2015 6:19:49 AM• assume tactical position • yell "BITCHES AND HOES, SNITCHES EAT LEGOS" in the general direction of the target • walk on knees (without letting your feet or hands hit the ground) until 3.4 feet away from target • initiate [i]the gesture[/i]* • reveal mango • taunt with mango • retreat to a safe place while still knee-walking • watch from shadows until opportune moment • throw mango • do not hit target, instead aim for target's uncle • if uncle is not present, throw at drinking glass nearest to target • scream "MY DICK IS OF TITANIUM" and scuttle towards target • when at optimal pecking distance, unleash full dick fury • you have 4-7 minutes until police arrive • after target has been thoroughly dicked, retreat to safe distance • toss handy pocket 1943 pinecone fragmentation grenade • yell "THE GERRIES GOT GUNS" when police arrive • reveal secondary banana • unzip banana • seductively lick banana meat until police get near • shit pants • pull tactical zipcord to quickly remove pants • relax knees and ankles, tumble to the floor • whisper "riddle me this" and bring nearest police officer to the ground • begin lactating using your advanced lactation tactic • use man-milk to gracefully slide yourself along the floor to nearest exit • escape in helicopter • success *the gesture takes years to master, and even the eldest swaglords have difficulty performing it. It involves twisting ones dick in such a manner that it becomes four dimensional, tumbling through time and space as an ever present testament to God's regret.
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If she smiles, bites her lip, & winks at you? Simply tell her this: Bring that ass here girl!
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Say pick up line My love for u is like math. Its very hard and difficult to understand
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Modificato da SSDxCrunchyWolf: 7/23/2015 11:23:45 PMI tell them to put a piece if sodium in their mouths and tell them that it's a sugar cube. It's really funny you guys should try. Not salt sodium but the element sodium. Sodium makes your mouth and head feel numb. I did it to a couple of my friends. [spoiler]edolpxe daeh rouy ekam ll'it ro[/spoiler]
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I vigorously rub my kneecaps...
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Realistically. I ask him/her name and ask some questions that most people never ask to make him/her think I genuinely give a -blam!-. Then after that I'd say I have so and so in common with them which may or may not be bullshit. Then I tell them they sound -blam!-ing amazing to hang out with and I'd love to hug them when I meet them. I tell them I'm tall and that tall people give great hugs. After we have a date, I smile the entire time and tell them I'm having a phenomenal amount of fun and am glad I met them. After that I am their very flirty bestfriend and can decide what our future is.[spoiler]Emotional manipulation is so evil.[/spoiler]
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I don't flirt, I show them my face
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2 Risposte[i]Press X to Flirt[/i]
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I use notes, speaking is to mainstream, and it's more secretive
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Nice Tits
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I start with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RisposteI start with "How ya doin babe"
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1 RispondiAsk this bunny.
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4 RisposteHow you doin ;)
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3 RisposteWobbuffet
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2 RisposteModificato da Bigger Masshole: 7/20/2015 11:28:04 PM"M'lady."
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3 Risposte1. Make her smile. 2. Tell her she has a nice smile. 3. Ask her out on a date that night, so she doesn't have time to think about how fugly you are.
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1 Rispondi[quote][quote]What's up bitch, you trying to get piped down by my fat wagon.[/quote][/quote]
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Love the spoiler tag. [spoiler]so fu[i]c[/i]king true[/spoiler]
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Toast/Envelope.
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I jump on them and stay on them for the rest of the day
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If you were a potato, you would be a good potato That's how
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1 Rispondi1) Locate 2)Target 3)Give her the D
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Just throw myself at the person. Full on body tackle.
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2 RisposteStep 1: aquire knife Step 2: brandish said knife to victim of your choosing while telling them to get in the van Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit
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Cooties....
