[i]This just in, it has recently been discovered that Sparrows are NOT, in fact, powered with plasma drives. Numerous and rigorous testing has led us to believe each Guardian has customized their Sparrows to the extent that they outfitted them with their own power sources. More information on this matter coming soon.[/i]
Sparrows, you use 'em, you drive 'em, you race 'em, you rig 'em, but what and how is such instant fast travel made possible? What do you use to power your Sparrows?
[b]Edit:[/b] Over 50 comments, whoa. Totally worth a constantly beeping iPad, yo.
[b]Edit:[/b] Dayum, that's a whole lot now.
[b]Edit:[/b] That necro though.
Most Common:
"Forum/Guardian Salt"
Best ones so far:
"My K/D" ~yoloswagtingo
"DeeJ's hate mail" ~DeusDominus
"[i]Freedom.[/i]" ~xSandman Vlll
"Hitler's K/D" ~Angel
"Mine is powered by sparrows" ~MentalCell
"The amount of replies on this thread" ~footedjupiter49
"Lord Shaxx's yelling" ~rickylumic 77
"Variks' grammar mistakes" ~KnateBaker
"Cabal foreskin" ~TheFriendlyJerk
"'Live long and prosper' Famous movie quotes" ~COOKIEMONSTER79
"Monsters Inc." ~Hashemi85
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When a guardian farts - where does it go? Into a holding tank used to fuel the sparrow.
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The Old Spice guy's essence.
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The salt collected from hunters
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Blueberry Muffin fresh milk
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Jake from State Farm
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Nuclear fission powered. (Don't shoot my sparrow! I don't want to be vaporized.)
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Well I did a quest, and then my SRV swiftdriver sparrow grew wings. So I guess it was... [spoiler]Redbull[/spoiler]
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JOHN CENA
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Dew and ritos, I'm the only one that can drive this beauty as I've seen other guardians try and their light was erased from history. My last words to those guardians who fell to the dew and ritos will always be [spoiler]thats why you don't do the dew[/spoiler]
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Conspiracy theories
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Atheon's farts
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Samuel L. Jackson I found put him in my sparrow so now my sparrow goes just as fast how many mother[b]f[/b]uckers he can say in a minute [spoiler]roughly over 5million so 5 million miles a minute[/spoiler]
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Doritos and Mountain Dew
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The Rage of 12 year olds that think their good then fail and blame it on you
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Jones barbecue and foot massage
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Emerald coil
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The Tears of the the Widows and Daughters of the fallen I have killed :|
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Orphan tears.
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Positivity
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The copious amount of mouldering shards in my possession.
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Marie Calenders chicken pot pies
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Amanda Bynes' sanity (ran out of it though)
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Fallen nipples
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My vengeance from crappy raid 300 drops
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Etheric light
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Omnigul piss