Lets hear your stereotypes on asian females. I'll most likely laugh than get offended. We shall see. If I get offended I'll let you know and correct you or any other "asian" females that read this thread. I'm not a voice for all asian females. This thread was put together for laughs. [spoiler]by the way, shhh I'm an asian female in case you didn't know.[/spoiler]
Edit: For those offended please chill out. I made this post for shits and giggles. A lot of these can't possibly be true for all of us, that's why they're called stereotypes.
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8 RisposteWhat has 2 wings and a halo?[spoiler]a Chinese phone. WING WING! HALO?[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteMy dad was stationed in Guam for the navy when I was 2 years old. For those of you who don't know, Guam is like the Japanese people's Hawaii, so as you might guess the place is full of them. Anyways at that age my hair was very bright blonde and curly, dosnt seem that unusual right? Well EVERY time we went out anywhere almost every single Japanese person wanted a picture with me. After taking my picture one older woman told my mother she was going to frame the picture and hang it on her wall. Kinda makes my spine crawl a little... After that they didn't stop for anymore pictures. [spoiler]This is a story my parents have told me, I obviously don't remember what happened when I was 2[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiThey are all hot until they hit menopause. Once they do, they become fat and wear big glasses
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1 RispondiLooking like they're 16 years old for decades then all of a sudden looking like they're 128. Little to no in between period
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18 RisposteAsian people are so bad at driving, Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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1 RispondiWhen I was in grade 8, I had this bus driver that was Asian, had glasses, and was a woman. My friends and I feared for our lives, everyday.
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The Japanese flag shows a red sun. That image was feared by many, until the U.S. showed them the power of the sun. #TrumanPowerMoves
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1 RispondiThere are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are bullies and there are nerds,and there are hot Asian chicks.....they'll do what you want.....aww yeah aww yeah you better believe it buddy they will do what you want because they know.....they know what you want. Oooo oooo oooo don't be afraid don't be afraid I won't hurt you I won't hurt you......me big American man(;
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1 RispondiIf you're a student female Asian driver, you might as well just rip up your license
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They watch anime
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2 RisposteThey have tiny penises
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Their vaginas are sideways
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On the highway: 'I turn now. Good luck everybody else'
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4 RisposteDont eat chicken or beef from an authentic Chinese take away. Its probably dog testicles and horse liver
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4 RisposteThe yellow power ranger was an Asian girl who died in a car accident....
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Imo... dont have ass at all
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3 RisposteHow many turn signals do I need to cross 8 lanes of traffic? None? Ok... good luck everybody else! [spoiler]You know what i mean if you understand the reference[/spoiler]
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20 RisposteAsian men, when are you gonna realize Asian women are out of your league?
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4 RisposteSo me and my buddy (hes asian) be walking down the street, then this chinese chick comes up to me and says: "Sex sex! Free sex tonight!" And I'm like wtf but then my buddy tells me: "She gave you her phone number. She said 663629."
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2 RisposteModificato da Promethean241: 10/7/2015 8:36:06 PMSmall breasts Small ass Generally unattractive Look like they were starved and kept in a cage for 20 years... Y'know...
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1 RispondiI have an Asian female friend that laughs like an anime girl or whatever.
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5 RisposteI went to Japan once, and for some reason every single girl there made some amazing food. I'd go back just to eat.
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Modificato da mdmavis2005: 10/8/2015 6:01:38 AMAsian parents get some sliver wear and drop it on the ground and what ever sound it makes is what they name their kid [spoiler]ting-tang![/spoiler] [spoiler]just joking XD[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiMy Asian girlfriend has told me plenty of American stereotypes they have on us. So we have fun laughing with each other.
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7 Risposte2 girls 1 cup
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Modificato da Narcodium: 10/8/2015 3:53:04 AMI can't stand watching jap porn... They always -blam!-ing cry! " you wanna -blam!-?" -girl-"yes" They start -blam!-ing and its boo hoo the whole time