...if your only weapon was the object to your left? Comment what object you'll be using and how you would use it.
[spoiler]So you think you can kill a god?[/spoiler]
EDIT: So many strange ways to kill Crota, lol.
EDIT 2: I'll be going in with a stick of rock candy. Give Crota diabetes, or just poke him to death with it.
EDIT 3: We're trending! Crota shall kneel before our ammassed toilet paper rolls!
EDIT 4: Here's my fireteam, out if the people below:
Me (rock candy)
PvP R Victim (pipe wrench)
InfinityDrags (coffee)
Potato battery (nerf sword)
Polymune (impact drill and step ladder)
Arcsnow7 (bathroom stall wall)
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1 RispondiA school binder? Guess I could bore him to death...
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My friend? Probably not, he does wrestle tho so he could put up a fight
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I am taking a shit and its a bathtub so I don't even know
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My E-cig ... put it on max Wattage and let him take a vape or two .. sure it kills !
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1 RispondiMy car. Vroom Vroom Mother-blam!-er!
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Object to my left? Errr, the door to my ambulance!? I'll rip it off and slug him a good one yo. :)
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A Vauxhall corsa.
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Fuq, I can't kill Crota with any of the fireteams I get, much less them outfitted with towels. I've only ever gotten a good group twice, and the rest I've done with my friends, 4 manning it.
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Toilet paper :)
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Blinds. Ill open them and put his fingers in them and close them? It will hurt his fingers and he won't beable to hold his sword lol!
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Concrete wall, thats an effective way I guess... On a more honest note though, a plastic coffeecup, I am gonna make him my bitch for sure.
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1 Rispondi2 grenades and a block of cheese....I can do it.
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Xbox controller. Maybe I'll beat him in street fighter
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I guess crota and I can have a pillow fight.
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A Toshiba work phone.... maybe i could call his mother and tell on him for being a meanie.
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Hahahah I was reading this post whilst doing a bit of shopping and immediately looked to my left. There is a hunched up old lady pushing her mini shopping cart. I suppose I could use her as a cricket bat to launch random items of shopping at crota...
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Playboys don't hurt, they heal.
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1 RispondiI think this 3ft pipe wrench could take down sword !
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A shelf. Probably not
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A third left on a roll of toilet paper.
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Shower curtain?
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3 RisposteLvl 32 "MUGbearer" looking for a group. It's filled with hot coffee.
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A nut rag. Wipe anyone?
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I'll have the mirror of destruction. Gonna show him his own reflection and he'll kneel, then proceed to stab himself. Lol
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4 RisposteA coffee cup and a banana peel. This will be too easy! ;)
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1 RispondiA deck of cards? -blam!- yeah I would Gambit that mofo