...if your only weapon was the object to your left? Comment what object you'll be using and how you would use it.
[spoiler]So you think you can kill a god?[/spoiler]
EDIT: So many strange ways to kill Crota, lol.
EDIT 2: I'll be going in with a stick of rock candy. Give Crota diabetes, or just poke him to death with it.
EDIT 3: We're trending! Crota shall kneel before our ammassed toilet paper rolls!
EDIT 4: Here's my fireteam, out if the people below:
Me (rock candy)
PvP R Victim (pipe wrench)
InfinityDrags (coffee)
Potato battery (nerf sword)
Polymune (impact drill and step ladder)
Arcsnow7 (bathroom stall wall)
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A lamp? Guess I could shock him
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A body pillow.
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*slaps crotas face with chicken patty*
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I cushion. Well am -blam!-ed!!
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There's a batman blanket to my left. It's batman, so of course it can kill him. Let the blanket party begin.
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A coffee vending machine. Uh I guess that's the sword?
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Pillow fight
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My dad...
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plenty of longboards lol
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I guess I can suffocate him with a pillow, you know if he breaths air.
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I have Ebola in a bottle to the left of me
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2 RisposteOld Nokia phone
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Glass lamp
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iPhone used to call Chuck Norris. Crota dies due to Chucks oversoul.
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Alright Crota lets do this I've got a bean burrito and I'm not afraid to use it.
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My laptop? He might like Better call Saul or what Pornhub has to offer. He doesn't polish that big sword of his nearly as much as he should.
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Ive got a coke
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Rice crispy treats... "Guardian down"
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6 Risposte15" Dildo...hhmmmm...
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Bag of chips, maybe he would eat them, get fat and explode
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1 RispondiI got this a ballpoint pen
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Coffee. Crota, here I come.
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Staple remover. Crota is going down.
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1 RispondiI guess I'm using the power of Siri.
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A truck. I'm pretty sure I could ram him off the back ledge.