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Modificato da Vien 'Quitonm:
1/30/2015 8:49:54 PM
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So What Is Your Mating Procedure?
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1 RispondiStep 1: [url=https://cdn.artstation.rocks/p/assets/images/images/000/331/880/large/mathieu-aerni-groundhog-mathieuaerni-finalstills-001.jpg?1417556640]Turn into a Sangheili[/url] Step 2: Seduce Vien Step 3: ??? Step 4: SUCESS
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ELIZABETH TAYLOR. Then grope:
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I screech loudly when I get an erection and charge at the nearest attractive female, sniff her genitals and then immediately ejaculate on said female
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Reverse cowgirl
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Modificato da Legend To None: 2/6/2015 5:04:33 AMI bang her
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Spongebob is always there to guide me
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I was going to post something but Recon's is funnier.
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1 RispondiProclaim the mating call of my people of course
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interpretive dance.
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Arse up and face down for senpai ;3
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3 RisposteThe usual.
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4 Risposte1) cut a hole in a box 2) put my junk in the box 3) make her open the box
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Lick their throats
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Well first I get the sexiest goat I can find...
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I hand a 20 to a girl in an alley
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2 RisposteModificato da Agent Florida: 2/5/2015 3:42:42 AMStep 1: Open the door Step 2: Get on the floor Step 3: Everyone walk the dinosaur
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3 RisposteModificato da Daedraxis: 2/5/2015 3:47:22 AM>go in bed >call for pussy >watch netflix >cuddle with my cat [spoiler]you thought I meant vagina really [/spoiler]
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Getting my dick stuck in a ceiling and wait to be noticed in my awestriking confusion of how I managed this ridiculous feat
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pack a go-bag with duct tape, 330 paracord, leatherman, rubber duck, $500, and binaca. you never know what you might run into out there...
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I turn on destiny
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Non-existent. Dying alone. [spoiler] I'm ok with it.[/spoiler]
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1) scope out a really hot girl 2) debate in my head if and how I should approach her 3) give in to social anxiety, and go home with out doing anything 4) open up some porn, and then start fapping 5) finish fapping and just sit there for a minute wallowing in my loneliness, self-loathing, and a puddle of my own cum 6) cry myself to sleep
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2 RisposteModificato da Resurrection101: 2/4/2015 7:24:15 PMHey beautiful does this napkin smell funny
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I do the Toast/Envelope method
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Toast/Envelope All dat swerg
