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Modificato da Vien 'Quitonm:
1/30/2015 8:49:54 PM
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So What Is Your Mating Procedure?
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Toast/envelope obv
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1 RispondiDoggystyle or gtfo
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I watch the first 2 episodes of Shrek, United Kingdom, then I get my balls hard. Pump them them full of air, the baseballs; then I chop my dick of and feed it to donkey, "hey donkey, u want sausage with those waffles?" Then I die.
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2 RisposteIt's quick and effective [spoiler]i had this for another thread but it works[/spoiler]
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Well it all starts with unicorns and involves balloons, gorillas, and ice cream... I don't think I'll go into detail for our pg users... [spoiler]; )[/spoiler]
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1 Rispondi1. Get in a my car 2. Drive around till I spot hot female. 3. Ask her directions to random place. 4. Drive off with tear rolling down cheek. 5. Drive to secluded area. 6. Fap away while crying 7. Drive home.
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9 RisposteStalk unsuspecting mates Choose best qualified mate Kidnap and tie him up Probably do a chest harness mixed with a frogtie I like making my men look like they have tits with a chest harness. Ball gag optional depending on if he screams or not.
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Hit on girl. Get rejected. Think deeply. Resolve the issue by knowing I will always be unwanted. Contemplate what the point of life is. Never come up with an answer.
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Club Drag Grunt Eat Sleep
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Step one dawn the trench cloak Step two make sure thats the only thing your wearing Step 3 look for female (any will do) Step 4 show the the piece of resistance Step 5 try to understand why they all resistance Step 6 masturbate using my own tears as lube
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-blam!- her right in the pussy.
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Have her lay down... then I just flop around on top till I'm done...
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Face-blam!- the Craptarch, then plow every hoe that watches.
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I High Altitude Low Opening jump from 40,000 ft
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I just plae Cock uv Doody 4: Modirn Wurferrr
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3 RisposteStick it in. Pull it out. Repeat.
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2 Risposte"Insert Random Generic Comment That Has Nothing To Do With This Thread Here"
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Modificato da TheDesertRanger: 3/19/2015 11:58:15 PMI bathe in a bathtub of butter, then do the fish stick In the nude.
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1 RispondiPhotosynthesis...photosynthesis....photosynthesis...
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3 RisposteI kill all the males she talks to to establish my dominance then I -blam!- her sister or best friend to show her shes only an option
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My life plan 1. See if she has booty 2. Attack booty with peen 2a. If she permits me to do so, that is 😎 3. Marry for unlimited booty access 3a. If she's cool too, and got her head on straight 😎 4. Scar children with sounds of my nightly booty attacks 4a. Never apologize 😎
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3 RisposteI walk around covered in chocolate screaming "LICK ME!" the first girl to do so is my new mate [spoiler]no one has licked me yet[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiRufili-colada, it's a pina colada with a Rufilin in it Works 100% of time. Never been turned down
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1. Lure into basement 2. Tie up 3. (;
