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1/28/2015 2:25:22 AM
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you are addicted to destiny when..
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When you can't play and go on the destiny companion and listen to people bitch about everything. You are more likely to get a gally drop from crucible than finding a post worth ready on here
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1 RispondiI legitimately thought a public event was starting when a cloud covered up the sun. Like I jumped off my chair and went to hide behind cover searching the sky for a ketch. Then I realized, wait this is real life?
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1 RispondiWhen you respond to this post
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Your version of fresh air is visiting the forums.
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13 RisposteWhen you can't play destiny, so you hover over the forums all day until you can play more destiny.
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Modificato da Doubleeye3k: 2/7/2015 3:16:14 AMWhen the people from school all start leaving AND YOUR LIKE I THINK WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE!!!
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23 RisposteWhen your girl panties become a exotic drop
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1 RispondiWhen you forget to go get more crack
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When you and your friends are walking down the street you see a girl walking towards you. You yell out NO NO NO ITS THE EX BETTER FIND SOME COVER!!
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2 RisposteWhen u take ur girls to local park and they have a new butterfly house but run away screaming cause you see the sign [u] http://www.lancswt.org.uk/sites/default/files/images/The%20Hive%20header1.jpg [/u]
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3 RisposteSUROS being nerfed again really annoyed me. I didn't realise how attached to your gear you can get! it's just a game!???
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You see an obese person and instinctively say 'at least it's chained up!' Ps this is not an original joke, I've heard it else where
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6 RisposteYou find money on the ground and think that you've "earned it".
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6 RisposteYou go to pick up your daughter from school, the gates open, the kids come out, then you scream "IT'S THE HIVE!"
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Look up on the moon and wonder what they are up too
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When the destiny app gets more screen time than reddit lol
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9 RisposteWhen u see a fat guy in public and think, "at least its chained up".
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1.When you see a obese person in public you yell GET DOWN CABAL!!! 2.When you see the sun you try to shoot it because you think SHIT ITS A OVERSOUL!!!
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When you go outside after a night of Destiny and freak out trying to shoot the sun down thinking it's Crota's oversoul.
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When you ask the cashier "how much glimmer is this?"
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2 RisposteYou cant hear the word Exotic without thinking of Destiny.
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2 RisposteWhen you get jittery from being away from the tower for more than 5 hours.
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My 3 year old girl says, "Dad, have you handed in your bounties yet so we can play"
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You become addicted when you Don't have showers, skip meals and all you think about is the next thing you want to do in destiny. Good thing I got rid of my destiny game before I got stuck in the addicted phase.
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You try to have your ghost unlock doors
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5 RisposteWhen a co worker screws something up at work and you say "screw it let's just wipe and try again" When the light's flicker and dim and your reach for your imaginary gun and yell "public event" When you stare at your smart phone wishing it could float, talk to you. When you get home and get angry at you smart phone for not being able to open the door for you. When someone goes to unlock something and you say "I'll cover you !"
