Hey Bungie, I've got a complaint. Gjallahorn, Icebreaker, and the Vex Mythoclast all need a nerf! They're just too OP! I mean, Gjallahorn's Wolfpack rounds not only track, but they do a second rocket's worth of damage. Icebreaker has incredibly high impact. The Vex is just OP in pretty much every aspect. Please nerf them, Bungie!
UPDATE: I have concluded my "social experiment," and here's what I have found: roughly 67% of you are gullible, but are good sports when they find out this is a joke, about 23% of you are just as gullible, but get mad when you find out it's a joke, an estimated 7% of you know how to find a joke, and create one in reply, and around 3% of you knew this was a joke and complained about it. IN CONCLUSION: the majority of you is pretty gullible, yet polite about being tricked, and you are all passionate about Destiny. Good day to you all!
EDIT: I just wanted to point out that this post has reached 200 comments! And can I just say, HOLY SHIT!!! Thanks random commentators!!!
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1 RispondiYes madi you certainly are insane!
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3 RisposteWow a post calling for a Nerf on popular weapons but it's actually #Satire that's brilliant! How did you come up with this idea?!
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1 RispondiNerf the truth too.. It's hard as -blam!- to dodge..!
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5 RisposteAlot of people on this forum need to be nerfed. .why would you want every gun the same level ..leave stuff alone they already screwed up Black hammer
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3 RisposteYou must really love that word gullible.
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3 RisposteLast time I checked they were Exotics weapons. But I only eat and shit Destiny...what do I know.
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Nerf my d*ck lol
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You're so dirty
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5 RisposteThis post of OP!! I'll be starting a new topic about why Bungie should nerf this post so everyone go over there a make sure Bungie here's our voices!
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1 Rispondii want the soccer ball nerfed. some noob hit me in the face w it and it hurt.
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2 RisposteShit, I've danced my way through the bosses. Nerf that robot dance!
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1 Rispondilol, wtf just happened here?
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1 Rispondibetter nerf all the gun! just play with sticks and rocks instead! except all stick and rocks must be identical. #satire
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4 RispostePlay a little more,then complain
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1 RispondiWhat needs a nerf is the icehornbreaker Like wtf man, what sniper shoots a bullet and rocket and then both rocket and bullet explode and make wolf pack rounds from both......... Or wait the ICEHORNBREAKER DOES!
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1 RispondiWraith monster in evolve
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1 RispondiThat cone needs nerfed
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1 RispondiSo funny I forgot to laugh.
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1 RispondiWalking needs nerf, we go too fast. Jumping needs nerf, I'm scared of heights. Enemies need nerf, I should be able to one shot them. RNG needs nerf, gives too many exotics. Nightfall needs buff, too easy. Raids need buff, too easy. Living needs nerf, too much living.
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1 Rispondi"Satire" doesn't mean the same thing as "Just kidding!"
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4 RisposteWe need to nerf them into the ground by combining them into a single Vexahorn with fusion Wolfpack rounds.
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2 RisposteAre these threads supposed to be funny?
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1 RispondiOP has been nerfed.
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1 RispondiThe problem with piss poor attempts at satire by people like your good self is that it probably gets picked by some data crunching algorithm used by Bungie to decide which weapons will be nerfed. So the net result of your feeble wit is exactly what we don't want
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1 RispondiBlack hammer has higher impact than ice breaker, truth tracks better and explodes when in proximity killing more enemies when grouped up stop whining and get better