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1/18/2015 8:30:57 PM
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OMFGGG CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED IM DONE!!!!
I WAS TOP OF THE GAME AND THE WORST PLAYER GETS GHALLAHORN?? CBF WITH THIS NONSENSE ANYMORE THIS IS A -blam!-ING JOKE
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#Destiny
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This brings back good memories of year 1
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Smogbump
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Long live Smoggypluto!
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1 RispondiLol this is so great how is this post I even still around?
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All hail lord SmoggyPluto
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[quote]I WAS TOP OF THE GAME AND THE WORST PLAYER GETS GHALLAHORN?? CBF WITH THIS NONSENSE ANYMORE THIS IS A -blam!-ING JOKE[/quote]
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Long live smoggy
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Here here.....long live the legend
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Modificato da BumbleBat: 8/23/2017 11:39:00 AMAaaaaaay smoggy the legend
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1 RispondiHave you ever heard the tale of SmoggyPluto the Guardian? I thought not. It's not a tale the Vanguard would tell you. It's a Crucible legend. SmoggyPluto was a Guardian so powerful he could use the Light to influence drop rates to create salt. He had such a knowledge of the Traveler's Light, he could even keep the exotics everyone cared about... from dropping.
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NEVER FORGET SMOGGYPLUTO
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look at this ancient relic
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It just wasn’t going well. I was three+ hours into solo queuing for Iron Banner and I had maxed at 5 medallions on 2 separate occasions - for more than a couple of games. The flow wasn’t there - over the last couple of games it had gotten inexplicably worse. I checked to see if I was facing a stacked 6 guardian party on the other side but all 12 showed as solo in the roster screen. Everything I did just seemed to meet infinite resistance, it wasn’t spawn camping but it did seem like I was always being shot by more than one guardian. On the score screens at the end, most of my team was close or over a 1.0 kd but total score wasn’t even close. The other side had half the team with horrible kd’s - the guy at the bottom - SmoggyPluto had a .64 kd - but they were winning easy. Matchmaking decided it had been close enough and kept the teams the same and my team got more of the same. I started noticing SmoggyPluto then. The guardian wasn’t even firing half the time just running, jumping and sliding like he was counting coup. Then I realized what was happening, aim assist - the crazy nutter was pulling everyone’s aim assist off of target enabling Smoggy’s teammates to get quick kills without dying. Sure, Smoggy seemed to be dying a lot but that titan was skating so fast, with purpose, that SmoggyPluto was directly determining the outcome of 4 encounters with each death. I started just watching - it was spectacular. Sliding, skating and jumping, hardly ever firing the gun, grenades were tossed with an eye towards making cover uninhabitable - not for deaths. It was like SmoggyPluto was playing a completely different game, just glorious. My team lost 4 straight matches to SmoggyPluto’s team - the matchmaking algorithm was switching some of the team members but I was always on the opposite team, struggling to get a positive kd. Finally I spawned in from orbit on Smoggy’s side. It was like playing a game against paper guardians - everything was so easy. I considered myself fortunate that I was able to appreciate what was happening because it wasn’t easy to see from being on the same team as Smoggy. I’d get into firefights I had no business in and win - without dying - not even trading. It was the best game I ever played, I could do no wrong, use any gun I wanted and SmoggyPluto made it stick. Needless to say I traded my 5 stack in at the end of that game and went on to win several more with Smoggy on my side. On the last game before I had to head to the Tower, I saw Smoggy in last place again, with a horrible kd but a shiny new gjallarhorn had dropped for him. Smoggy deserved that gjallarhorn. SmoggyPluto deserves every gjallarhorn.
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Nostalgia bump
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I remember smoggypluto. He made me a sandwich once. Never will I forget the taste of that sandwich on that frightful day.
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Never forget the legend that was SmoggyPluto!
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1 RispondiI first laid eyes on Smoggy when Smoggy joined our VOG raid at the confluxes. Smoggy had respond to our LF1M lfg post, Keyzer had just left to play the crucible, leaving us 1 guardian down. Smoggy wasn't just a Hunter - Smoggy was THE HUNTER. Smoggy's voice occupied space on the comms, like it had always been there - instantly putting confidence back into a beaten raid team - an instrument you were sure couldn't be used often but was reassuring and above all - supremely competent. "I've got middle - guardians will stay at their posts for legions". And it was so, we performed like we had never performed before. Smoggy was everywhere but I couldn't tell you what exactly what Smoggy was doing, everything just felt easier, my gun never missed and I never saw a hobgoblin - it was like Smoggy had stopped them from even coming to the fight. Oracles went the same way - it felt like the oracles started dying before they even came into existence. By this point, the raid team was quiet - we knew we were in the presence of greatness. When it came time to do the gate keeper Smoggy stated "guardians will stay at their posts", jumped down to the relic - shot a rocket straight up into the air and made the relic HAPPEN. No teleport, we barely saw our containment fields - Smoggy said fire we fired and everything was GOOD. At the exotic chest, I think to a person we all just wanted something for Smoggy - it wasn't to be and Smoggy did not remark upon it. Smoggy just said "Follow me" and we did. Not just through the maze but through the jumping puzzle as well. It was if by just watching Smoggy's guardian and following - it would be all right. No raid team has EVER gone into an Atheon fight with more confidence. All 5 of us followed Smoggy to get both relics and just that fast we were facing the big guy. The first teleport had Smoggy grabbing the relic and I swear the times vengeance clock said 28 seconds when the team took up positions to hit Atheon HARD. Smoggy wasn't in the away team on the second teleport but I grabbed the relic and we were in the middle with just north of 20 seconds on the clock, this was going to happen in 2 - I knew it. I put up the shield turned to face my raid group and noticed Smoggy wasn't firing. Then Smoggy said "Guardians will stay at their posts". This was it. Atheon was going down for sure, I've never been so excited in my life, so excited I stepped off the front of the middle platform, dying and exposing the raid team to horrible fire. But to a guardian, they stayed at their post and died because Smoggy said to. I didn't understand how this could have happened, Atheon was going to escape with the smallest sliver left. I stared at Atheon with every ounce of will I had for something, anything to change this outcome. Then a streak of light entered straight above Atheon's head and Atheon just exploded - somehow, impossibly, it was Smoggy's rocket from just before Smoggy picked up the relic to beat the gatekeeper. The raid team was saved, shouts and screams on the comms were deafening. Smoggy didn't hang around for the festivities but we still remember Smoggy - and in our raid team after that day, guardians stay on their posts. Smoggy deserved the Gjallahorn, Smoggy deserves EVERY Gjallahorn.
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I wonder what ol Smoggy is up to?
