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Modificato da steg567: 1/16/2015 8:53:39 PMI can write it, i can type it too. English. See?
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3 RisposteModificato da Skelos Badlands: 1/9/2015 5:52:38 PMgr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 infact your b8 so gr8 it's movtiv8d me to commit suicide and ask s8n to open the g8 because I never knew if my b8 would ever beat your b8. you gotta nice d8, she's a hotty with a clean sl8 and ain't no f8ke. you set me str8 because I couldn't handle your m8. perhaps it's just f8 that I would be complimenting your b8. damn your d8 got some nice tr8s, you girl gotta ass as big as a cr8. Don't be h8in on me when I ain't giving you no compl8nt. Gr b8 m8 it's too bad I was too l8 to think of it first.
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2 RisposteGreat now we have to hear about how American spelling is correct and there is no 'u' in colour and how they have freedom and all the obnoxious crap they like to go on about.
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Shaddup blud I is Lyke not boverd unless U can speak Council Estate and ting, Innit?
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Wtf just happened
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Why is [i]ya'll[/i] a thing?
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Nah we just spent all our time so far up the worlds bum trying to fix there problems when we can't even fix ourselves... Except no one can tell us anything because we're badass at military spending
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3 RisposteEngilsh Enlgish Englihs God dammit he's right!
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I kan rite engish m8 ill rek uuuuuu! I'm in illuminati ILL REK UUUUUU!!! Qwikskope me m8 ill spew poo al ovah yo fase!!! Shek iz luve shek iz lyfe!! ILL REK UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!1!!11!!
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OI M8!! UM AVIN A LAUGH AT YA. FOCKIN WANKAH. I SWEAH AL BASH YE FOCKIN EAD IN, SWEAH ON ME MUM, M8.
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1 RispondiI just hate it when something asks: "do you want it in: English or British English?" WTF IS BRITISH ENGLISH?! Don't you just mean English and AMERICAN ENGLISH?! Honestly it makes me want to wax my balls just for the pleasure.
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I speeka no engrish
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1 RispondiAnd every brit is a -blam!-ing lit major. Get over it
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Wat yoo meen
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Bitch please We invented English
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1 RispondiOf course not, we speak American!
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1 RispondiEnglish There did it.
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Not many can write proper English. For example, to take a leaf from Churchill's book: "This is the sort of English I will not put up with." Should be: "This is the sort of English up with which I shall not put." But 99% of people will say the former vs the latter. Prescriptivist English is so archaic that it's not used anymore. There is no proper way to speak or write English. Language is defined by the people who use it. This is called 'descriptivism' and any modern linguistic worth their salt will subscribe to this belief. American-English, British-English, Indian-English, Creoles and pidgins are all equally valid. Just because you know how to string a legible sentence together, it does not make you a master of the language. Get over yourself.
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Pardon? I take significant offence to that egregious claim.
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This thread gave me forty keks.
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liek dis if yu cri evrytym ;___;
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8 RisposteFun fact: The British changed their speech patterns and overall English around the 1800s whereas 'muricans (naturally bringing English with them) retained the most original form of English.
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1 RispondiEnglish.
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I goat her and seed this ted, it Madden me cousin not truce