So we were doing VoG hard last week I was pumped. This would be my first VoG hard completion. I was hoping I would get Fatebringer, Mythoclast or some other goodies. The fireteam was me, a couple Titans and 3 warlocks, one of which was our fireteam leader. Let's call him Dan. Dan was a very competitive and short tempered guy, and wouldn't tolerate failure or incompetence. But he couldn't admit something was his fault. Started out like any other raid, with us all in orbit preparing for the spire and assigning roles. I was on the right with one of the Titans. Then we started the raid.
The spire formed quickly and without incident, the praetorians proving no match for our level 30's and 31's. We got inside the Vault and opened the first chest. Energy. Oh well. Then we moved on to Templar. This part took us 20 mins and Dan was starting to get a little bit pissed off with some of the warlocks, (something about self revives or whatever) and fortunately seemed to calm down after we beat Templar and he got a Fatebringer. I got shards. I was a little disappointed but no huge deal.
Gorgons went through pretty fast, only taking us one or two tries. The chest gave me a duplicate cloak and someone got Ice breaker. Now I was annoyed. But I still had my chance at a mythoclast. Now Dan, on the other hand was pissed off. [i]very[/i] pissed off. He got energy and almost threw his controller across the room. He was screaming down the mic. It was actually pretty scary.
Then we were at gatekeeper. We wiped loads due to Dan being an absolute scrublord and he kept blaming it on all of us. One of the Titans and a warlock actually left as he was being such a Dbag. So we had to back out and invite new people but Dan was still pretty mad. Luckily he hadn't blamed anything on me yet, pretty strange considering I was the only hunter.
Eventually we got back in with some good players who could carry Dan and got to Atheon. Dan kept rushing in the portal and always wanted to hold the relic and when I was in there and grabbed the relic he full on screamed. My mic nearly broke. He screeched incoherent nonsense down the mic at me and some of the other players were laughing at him. He then proceeded to boot all of us from the raid.
The other 4 of us went offline afterwards and I was bummed out at not being able to kill atheon. So I did the only logical thing. I swatted him. A few minutes later one of my friends who lives near to Dan (I know him in real life) called me telling me there had been a SWAT team at his house. I acted surprised and asked what for. He told me that Dan was falsely accused and nothing was wrong and that the police were gonna trace the call.
So I told my mom and my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo homes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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#Destiny
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Lmfao! Love the ending!
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Humor is like a frog, once you dissect it to understand it more... It dies.
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9 RisposteModificato da TeacupDragon: 1/1/2015 12:02:59 PMI swatted our fireteam leader in VOG hard mode too. He had too much to drink and was getting Loud at the slightest mistakes. So after one wipe and his loud remarks I reached over and swatted him on the head. He's my husband and I still let him be the fire team leader :P
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Gr8 b8 m... Oh whatever.
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Haha you got me. Totally worth it though.
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Do the Carlton!
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Lol. Hilarious.
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Well atleast its better than most of the Rick rolls
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5 RisposteMan. I aint reading all that
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Modificato da Dsk774: 1/3/2015 8:24:06 AMThis is the funniest post I've ever read... Bell air'd LOL Edit: if u didn't read the post u should its a joke FYI LOL
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2 Risposte"It was pretty scary" . Was the give away for me.. Hahaha
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1 RispondiFound your buddy Dan!
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Is 'Fresh Prince'ing the new Rick Rolling?
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1 RispondiModificato da Krisk: 1/3/2015 1:42:16 AM[i]"The other 4 of us went offline afterwards and I was bummed out at not being able to kill atheon. So I did the only logical thing. I swatted him."[/i] Literally, OP is the most autistic person in the entire world, he is also full of shit How this post, no matter how unfunny and little creativity it has involved, achieved 200+ upvotes, is beyond my comprehension.
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[quote]Luckily he hadn't blamed anything on me yet, pretty strange considering I was the only hunter.[/quote] The golden nugget of the story.
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Lol pretty funny bel air moment but just a word of caution. I wouldn't joke about swatting people. You can get in a shit ton of trouble if caught. Better not to even make someone think you may have had a part in something like that.
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Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 now w8 while i masterb8
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I lol'd 10/10 m8
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more like prince of Bell end....
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Lolololololololololol hahahahahahahah
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No, but seriously how do so many people not realise its satire the only way you could make it more obvious is with #satire and i very much doubt that would work either