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12/1/2014 4:57:19 PM
2017
If you woke up as your destiny character....
What would be the first thing you do? Speak now
English
#Destiny
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Swear off drinking engine oil cocktails with other female Exos ever again (until the next time)
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Depending on which one, I'd touch my tities
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1 RispondiWank, wait no... I'm a an Exo
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It really depends, am I waking up as one of my male characters, or my female
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1 RispondiHide in the Reef until the Hive have been destroyed. Those things are scary as hell
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Modificato da H6LO: 6/21/2015 11:57:02 AMI would drive my sparrow around being chased by cops... and if I got caught I would just go to orbit.
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I would nova bomb every -blam!- that has wronged me.
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Nod in satisfaction at the fact that I was an immortal robot with god-like powers and tits.
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2 RisposteI think a lot of dudes would be waking up with boobs...
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Modificato da ChinNationFTW: 6/21/2015 7:34:31 AMPlay with my Boobs then Nova bomb my Neighborhood...
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Eat a big fatass meal cause I've never seen a guardian eat yet
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1 RispondiNova bomb the cryptarch rob every exotic off xur has have kids with the queen kill her brother chop lord shaxx's balls off steal every dinklebot smoke a blunt with eris kill xander yea and have no ghorn
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Go out and jump in front of a semi, die and let my ghost revive me again then go collect the life insurance plan I bought just right before doing that.
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Wake up from my never ending dream of destiny
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Become the next Dregden Yor *strokes Thorn*
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Go to the Moon, and find the American flag! Then go to that ruined city outside the Cosmodrome.
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I would go straight to Venus and: - Rain down burning solar light on the House Of Winter's remaining members. - Tear apart the Ketch - Annihilate all Vex compounds that contain transfer gates. - Burn every Vex within sight. - Raze The Citadel to the ground, leaving nothing but ash and twisted chunks of metal. Now I can have Venus as a paradise. Time to work on Earth.
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Nova bomb
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Modificato da Auriventris: 4/11/2015 8:18:53 AMIf it's my Warlock I would definitively go shake the Vanguard's Hands and then ask my Titan out right after then buy her a Ghally and some space roses that never die. :3
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Murder the cryptarch and steal everytjing he has
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1 RispondiModificato da DeadFinger6: 1/10/2015 2:16:27 PMGo back to sleep
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Self Rez on tv and be Jesus 2.0
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Stab some cabal with my monte carlo bayonet
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Stalk Xür back to his lair of goodies
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2 Risposte1. Make a ton of terminator jokes (perks of being an exo) 2. Upload a Claptrap voice pack to my Ghost 3. Upload an R2-D2 voice pack for my ghost and paint it blue and white 4. Go to the closest nightclub and dance 5. Fight crackheads in Detroit (the place already looks like Old Russia, just think of the crack heads as melee vandals)
