As the title says. What's the best excuse you've ever heard for leaving a raid?
Edit: I love these. Keep it up!
Edit 2: 1/9/15. This has been going for almost 9 months now, go Guardians!
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-Fireteam wipes once because of simple mistake- [i]*insert Gt here* has departed[/i] [i]*insert Gt here* has departed[/i] [i]*insert Gt here* has departed[/i] [i]*insert Gt here* has departed[/i] Me: shit. [i]Mr Malicious76 has departed[/i] Raid host: Come on we can do this we only messed up on-[i]Mr Malicious76 has left the Xbox live party[/i]-
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It is time to get laid
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7 RisposteI usually tell the truth and take it like a man. But this one time in math (8th grade) we were reviewing rational and irrational numbers and my teacher asked what makes something irrational. I raised my hand with a straight face and and calmly answered, "If it comes out of a woman's mouth." [spoiler]on the bright side I got to know our guidance counselor...[/spoiler]
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"Don't revive me, I'm going to take a shower" He never came back
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This team sucks lol
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Sorry, my older brother needs to play CoD. [spoiler]Not a CoD fan. PvP is ok but it's not my style.[/spoiler]
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11 RisposteI have to return some video tapes.
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2 RisposteBad connection......seriously
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Jake from State Farm died... I got to go cry myself to sleep.
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Ima pull my router to cheese oryx, oh wait is that crota. Oh well inv me in a min. I never show up again
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"This clearly isn't working, our teamwork sucks, I'm out"
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1 RispondiI sharted
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"Brb grandmas on fire"
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2 RisposteI gotta walk my dog [spoiler]time:11:02pm[/spoiler]
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I gotta take a shit and I don't have a psp
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I hate you all I've got to go
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3 RisposteIm leaving you guys -blam!-ing suck
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1 RispondiJust say "Something personal is going on." and they wont question you.
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Nothing I just leave without telling them cuz the suck
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I need to go to bed I got school.
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I shat the bed.
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The new players I was helping kept dying at the warpriest(yeah the easiest part). Had two Rages on the group.. "-blam!- this!!! Im here to help you. I'm gonna go score some candy and masks...." Everyone went silent as I dropped out. Felt like a badass. :)
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1 RispondiMy cat is on fire.
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9 RisposteI just found out Glenn died, gotta cry myself to sleep, we'll finish oryx later guys
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2 RisposteSorry guys, spongebob on.
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Ummm i have ~breaking up~~~~< cant hear you~~~~~~ Jk