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9/30/2014 4:02:04 PM
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Destiny jokes?
Anyone have any good destiny jokes? Dont even have to be that funny. I.e. The cabals' mothers are so fat they need 4 jet packs just to stand up in the morning...I know it's not very good you do better.
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#Destiny
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1 Rispondi[spoiler]Roses are black[/spoiler] [spoiler]Violets are black[/spoiler] [spoiler]Everything is black[/spoiler] [spoiler]I need a cleanse[/spoiler]
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9 RisposteDestiny - Become Lege.... Rare
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Micro transaction's = free DLC.... Mwa ha har
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11 RisposteModificato da dnsnansbdnsd: 10/2/2014 3:27:00 AMWhat do you call a woman on her period? A Queens Wrath Event.
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1 RispondiA Guardian walks into a bar, orders a drinks and looks for a table. In the corner sits a lonely grumpy Oryx. The Guardian approaches and says; "Hey, can i sit here?" Oryx replies... "Sorry, this seat is Taken"
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Moldering shards only, oryx hard mode
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5 Risposte(Playing outside around a tree) You friend: Hey look a bee hive You: (Throws stick at bee hive, which falls over) (Bees pour out of the bee hive) "We've awoken the Hive!"
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32 RisposteA hunter, titan and warlock walk into a bar The hunter says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world" The warlock "I have the smallest head in the world" The titan "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world" The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records The hunter comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world" The warlock comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world" The titan comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BEIBER?
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3 RisposteWhat do I always hear on the toilet during crucible?[spoiler]one final push and victory is yours[/spoiler]
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7 RisposteWhat is Ir Yût singing? "My milkshake brings all the Thralls to he yard, and they're like YARGHGH!" Not mine.
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9 Risposte[quote]A guardian dressed as a Titan walks into the "Titans Only" bar on the 40th floor of the tower. He walks straight up to the bar, slams 50 glimmer down and asks the bar tender for a double scotch on the rocks. The guardian downs the drink in one gulp, walks over to the window, opens it and jumps out. At this point, all the Titans are looking around wondering what the hell just happened. One of their Titanbros just killed himself. About 5 minutes later, same guardian walks back in, slams 50 more glimmer on the bar, asks for the double scotch on the rocks again. He downs the drink in one gulp, then proceeds to jump out the still open window. At this point, all the Titans are freaking out, they have no clue what's going on. Then one Titan steps up, he's the biggest, meanest, toughest Titan in the bar. He simply says "That's nothing, if he can do it, I can do it!" This guy walks over to the bar, slams down 50 glimmer, drinks he double scotch in one gulp and jumps out the window. The bartender picks up his phone and calls Commander Zavala and Ikora Rey. He simply says "You two may want to get up here, Wally the Warlock is using his Sunsinger to screw with the Titans again"
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1 RispondiId tell you a joke about TtK but all the good ones are taken.
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*grabs shaxx balls* ha your crushing them Not mine^^
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2 Risposte... Does anyone have any toaster jokes? I feel left out...
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9 RisposteWarlock: Why does a Titans eyes hurt so much? Hunter: lol why Warlock: Because they can't blink lol Hunter: lol Titan: Oh yeah? Why can't Hunters or Warlocks lose their virginity? Hunter: Why? Warlock: Why? Titan: because they can't smash lol Hunter: ... Warlock: ...
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Why wasn't Toland much fun at parties? Because he had Bad Juju
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What did the icebreaker say to the patience and time, I'll be hereafter, the patience and time... Well he didn't have any patience :D
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$40 = €40!
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Destinys plot
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1 RispondiWhich gaming community doesn't know the meaning of counter clockwise [spoiler]destiny[/spoiler]
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Yo mamas so fat when a thrall bit her he got diabetes
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What happened to the Fallen? [spoiler]turns out they [i]could[/i] get up[/spoiler] If the Cabal lose their cable who do they call? [spoiler]Larry[/spoiler] What happened when the Fallen, Vex, Cabal and Hive saw Oryx? [spoiler]they were Taken a back[/spoiler]
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6 RisposteModificato da BaconCommando: 8/9/2015 4:56:01 AM[b][i]WARNING: Offensive to Thorn users!!![/i][/b] [spoiler]Why is it called the Thorn?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because only pricks use it[/spoiler] Not my joke
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NECROBUMP
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What is Shaxx's favorite type of forest? Trick question: he's had enough Thorns to deal with already
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Modificato da secretbeagle312: 10/31/2015 2:26:08 AMWhy did the guardian cross the road? To get to the heavy ammo
