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9/30/2014 4:02:04 PM
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Destiny jokes?
Anyone have any good destiny jokes? Dont even have to be that funny. I.e. The cabals' mothers are so fat they need 4 jet packs just to stand up in the morning...I know it's not very good you do better.
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#Destiny
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i got banned for telling a joke last time
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Destiny story
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2 RisposteA house has a perimeter of 300 sq ft. Use the equation tan(x)=??????? Unsolvable because taniks has no house. Lol. This is not mine.
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3 RisposteA Titan is sitting in a bar at the top of the tower. A Hunter walks in and says hey I'm new here how is this place. Titan says its cool. The seats are from the Cabal, the Jukebox is from the Dead Orbit bar, the bar itself was brought up from the forests of Venus. That's cool says the Hunter. That window over there has a grav lift from the Fallen, states the Titan. Really exclaimed the Hunter. Yeah says the Titan you wanna try it. You sure said the Hunter. Yeah its fun said the Titan, i will do it first, watch. With that the Titan steps out the window falls 20 feet flies back up into the window and lands safely. Wow says the Hunter. Okay I'm gonna try he said, so he steps out and falls 20, 30, 40, 50, 100, 1000 feet to his death. The Titan returns to the bar and orders another vodka and Oryx juice. Damn said the Warlock bartender, your an ass when you drunk Titan, you know Hunters cant jump.
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1 RispondiAetheon, Crota, Skolas, and Oryx were in a bar. Aetheon fell off his bar stool. Crota fell on his knees laughing. Skolas got arrested and is facing jail time. Oryx kept slamming the table. Meanwhile, Variks was walking through the back alley and sees somebody sleeping on a piece of cardboard. It was Taniks. Variks kicks him and says "Taniks has no house."
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1 Rispondi[i]how many cayde[/i] [spoiler]6[/spoiler]
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"You see that mountain? You can go there"
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3 Rispostewhat do you call vex that smoke weed? [spoiler][u]high[/u]-dras[/spoiler]
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DEEJ NUTZ
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A minotaur teleporting behind you = surprise butt vex
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Yo momma's so fat, the gorgons spotted her from orbit.
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1 RispondiWhy do people so often fail at oryx? [spoiler]because the enemies are all ogre them[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiModificato da SargentMajor77: 11/6/2015 7:48:17 AMCan someone tell the Sunbreakers, Nightstalkers, and Stormcallers to call the Disney studios? They've been on the phone for months because they need to start shooting the new Avengers movie So a while back I was running around Venus as my Hunter. Went over to the Cinders and fought Fallen for a while as many do, since they respawn quickly. Eventually got bored and started to feel a little bad about killing them so I let one have a try at actually killing me. The Vandal got me down to half and then ran off for some reason. I was confused at first but later the same one sniped me straight in the face, one-shot kill, during the Walker public event. Too late I realized the Vandal ran off because he realized that to really screw an enemy all you need is Patience and Time.
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Yo momma so big Sunbreakers think she's op.
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A titan and a warlock walk into a bar [spoiler]the Hunter ducked[/spoiler]
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I find a random on lfg for hard oryx, and he joins me and my team. He's name was ANESS3N. And for some reason when he joined, everyone thought his name was Anal Session. So for the whole raid you hear 'dps Anal!' Or 'get on your totem anal session!' By the end of the raid he was like "for the love of god I'm not anal session!" Good times....
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3 RisposteSomething came in the postmaster today, DEEJ NUTS!!
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I went to tanik's house this----- oh
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2 RisposteWhy couldn't the Ghost play on the see-saw with his friends? [spoiler]Because he was a little... light.[/spoiler]
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16 RisposteWhy was the archon priest locked up? [spoiler]Vandallism[/spoiler]
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3 Risposte[quote]*Crota talking to his dad over the phone* Oryx: "Are you sure your throne world is secure son?" Crota:"Yeah dad I've got it covered" Oryx: "Ok just be wary about those guardians" Crota: "Oh we've had a breach hold that thought oh god is that...cheese on my bridge?" Oryx: "Son get out of there now!" *In the background Crota can be heard fighting guardians* Crota: Oh God not cheddar PLEASE NO ARRRGHHHH *Crota screams as he has cheese pushed up his ass and down his throat* *XxX420mlgXxX picks up phone* XxX 420mlgXxX: You're nxt m8 u btr git gud scrub.[/quote]
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The Dark Below
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12 RisposteModificato da Edgin Mor: 12/20/2015 5:29:15 PMI could tell you a joke about zhalo... [spoiler]but you would never get it[/spoiler] Dam, now you will, stupid xur, he ruined it all
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1 RispondiWhy do Titans eyes hurt[spoiler]because they can't blink[/spoiler] When ever I think of playing crucible in HoW I think of a rose[spoiler]because there's so many thorns [/spoiler]
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1 Rispondi[spoiler]Roses are black[/spoiler] [spoiler]Violets are black[/spoiler] [spoiler]Everything is black[/spoiler] [spoiler]I need a cleanse[/spoiler]
