What's the difference between the YMCA and Bungie?[spoiler]YMCA can support a community[/spoiler]

my girlfriend is like my gjallarhorn, I don't have a gjallarhorn.

Your moma's so fat when she put on chatter white she turned into the traveler

(PERSONAL FAV) Your mamas so fat that when she spawns in he tower, Lord Shaxx says, "You're crushing them!"

"Why was the Archon Priest imprisoned? For Vandalism

This week's heroic strike is Noah. (With ARC burn)

>why couldn't oryx get a girl >because his taken BWAH

I have a great destiny pick up line: Hey girl, are you destiny's story? Because you short and retarded.

It was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving gl itching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i] He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b]"become legend gaurdian."[/b] [i]SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed all hail SmoggyPluto I did not make this

Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]It wanted to find Destiny's storyline.[/spoiler]

It's not my joke but YOLO There was a titan, hunter and a warlock on the tower the warlock says " look at this" *throws a strange coin* Hunter says " oh yea" *tosses a throwing knife* The titan says " guys look" *throws a gernade* They look at the titan and go to the city to investigate.they find a little kid they ask her what happened the kid says I got hit by a coin they leave.they find a crying women they ask her what happened my dog got killed by a knife they sneak out then they find a guy who's laughing they ask him what happened hey said "I farted and then my house exploded"

I had a great Destiny joke, but I Phogoth it

Your mammas so fat that in the crucible Lord Shaxx always says "youre crushing them" Your mammas so ugly that atheon teleported himself Your mammas so fat she used self rez because she had a heart attack Your mammas so fat that when you play against her in the nightfall its on fat burn Your mammas so dumb that she thought the vanguard was someone that protected her car Your mammas so fat that blink only teleports her left leg Your mammas so fat her arrival is a public event Your mammas so dumb she brought windex into the vault of glass Why dont warlocks have exotic boots.... Because theyre so used to being carried Your mammas so dumb she tried to turn down the volume on the speaker.