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8/26/2014 4:07:41 AM
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How do you get rid of your erection.
How do you guys git rid of your erection when you are in a public place. Besides wanking it.
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#Offtopic
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After you watch this you might wanna ask yourself this: Where in the heck did he hide that camera?
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Cut it off, grind it into hamburger meat, cook it, and feed the homeless.
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1 RispondiNuke it from orbit
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Well sonny ya gotta look it right in the eye, whisper to it..."I'm sorry" then grab a saw (non electric) and continue to saw it halfway off and let it dangle.
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Bite it off.
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Modificato da Verbatim: 8/26/2014 6:50:52 PM[i]MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY![/i] [b][i]MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY![/i][/b] Just kidding. I don't have a reason to get rid of it.
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Think of a really old lady nude
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3 RisposteConceal, don't feel. Don't let them know.
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I yell, "Down boy!".. Usually works
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Modificato da Laraelias: 8/27/2014 11:17:21 PMUse a hammer. That's my go to. If that fails, just break it and tuck it. :)
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Think of two fat fedora neckbeards having anal sex while watching my little pony and shouting out "Pinkie Pie!" when they cum
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If your right hand causes you to stumble...
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Immediately shove it in someone's hand
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Tape a camera to your face then lean forward till you become a tripod. It's safe to leave once you are flat on your stomach.
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Modificato da Windom: 8/27/2014 9:25:35 AM[quote]I pretend I'm blind and it's my cane as I walk down the street.[/quote]
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2 RisposteI pretend im blind and its my cane as I walk down the street.
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Modificato da Seven: 8/27/2014 3:17:35 PMSing the ABCs backwards and try to associate a pooh bear character with the letter you're thinking of. [i]if your erection lingers we need to have a serious discussion about how close you can get to preschools[/i]
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Flex your muscles and it will redirect bloodflow. Your boner will go down in response.
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Slam it in a door.
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32 RisposteI remember that I have a vagina and it goes away instantly.
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Bite the side of your cheek hard until it starts bleeding, then bite harder
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2 RisposteI punch it.
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With a knife... [spoiler]... Butter, amd bread. I make toast.[/spoiler]
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Remind myself that destiny has not come out yet
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2 Risposte
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1 RispondiFlex muscles to redirect bloodflow. or waistband it.
