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Modificato da Blackfang1911:
4/7/2024 2:46:01 AM
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Get Ripped Quick!
Hey there folks! Are you tired of unbalanced lobbies? Getting your -blam!- kicked in a little too frequently? Also tired of that beer belly or maybe putting on a few extra pounds? Well do I have a solution for You! Turn that loosing streak into a Get Fit Streak!
First Loss:25 Push-Ups
Second Loss: 25 Sit Ups/Crunches
Third Loss 25 Flutter Kicks
Fourth Loss: 25 High Knees
Fifth Loss: 25 Jumping Jacks
Sixth Loss: the Sequence
Follow this routine and you too can go from a flabby mediocre/unlucky Crucible Player to a physically attractive and fit mediocre/unlucky Crucible Player!
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Ngl why does this seem like a pretty good idea? Maybe this is what Bungie were intending by making matchmaking queues so long, gives you enough time to fit in some exercise between matches.
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Destiny 2 mixed with a prison cell workout... there is a metaphor in there somewhere... I'm about to be jacked, Thanks!
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1 RispondiI actually just tried this. Had to start with 10 push ups as my left shoulder is bad.
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Titan your cabals and try again Guardian!
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Ha ha ha, good post! Think about the Fallout franchise, they make corney joke adds and merchandise, this totally reads like an add for a fitness gym program that you would read or hear somewhere on Fallout.! Lol Maybe my imagination is just goofy...can anyone else see what I see?
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1 RispondiEvery loss is 20 push ups [spoiler]Im bout to be real swole 🥲[/spoiler]
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and then add half of stick of protein, shake well, blend with a harty cup of protein, add some protein, and then, and only then, can you add some protein..
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1 Rispondido all that to cadence 40 a day, and you too will find yourself in the US ARMY during basic training Fond or not so fond memories, it was FUN!
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Now there’s a constructive suggestion I can relate to! I’d have to quit playing after an hour but I think that might not be a bad thing either tbh .. so win-win.
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1 RispondiSo the better you get the more out of shape you become. Mmmm sounds about right lol
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The sad thing is that I might try this.
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Actually a really practical way to workout throughout the day. There should be enough time between each game to do the set.
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😂the last part was the cherry on top. And I’ve also actually have done something like this when my workouts got a little too repetitive.
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Modificato da eliteg: 4/7/2024 5:02:21 PM
elitegtryin to work with whats left.. for now - vecchio
Daily update (control) ----- games played ~5 (1 loss, 1quit, 1mercy) > [b]25 pushups[/b] > [b] 25 jump squats + 3minute shadow box[/b] >> my random team mercied once (was the winner) but I also ended up bottom with an 8.0 efficiency > [b]sprint in place[/b] (quit, started a game with 3 on my team and 1 on the other.. 6s on fortress, lol) -
Change out the crunches for leg lifts.
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5 RisposteTell that to streamers , they are all so skinny .
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eliteg
tryin to work with whats left.. for now - vecchio
We need to add worse for mercies (jump squats/lunges), quitting (sprint in place) and finishing bottom of your team (shadow box and tell yourself positive affirmations :) .. "I am a good guardian.. I just had a bad outing.. who said warlocks are better with books?" -
Take one loss about to rage do ten push-ups lose that last game due to a fireteam member leaving in pvp do ten more push ups about to rage because flawless is a pain solo lift weights
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4 RisposteModificato da stinkych33Ze: 4/7/2024 4:16:28 AMBump, I used this patented [b][u]Blackfang Bootcamp[/u][/b] workout method and I look like Arnie now. I’m now going to move to California and become a movie star. Only problem is, my arms are too buff to play video games anymore, I just crush the controller. But kudos to all of you, maybe you’ll see me on the new movie I’m working on called the Sperminator. It’s like that old 80’s movie, but much more steamy.
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eliteg
tryin to work with whats left.. for now - vecchio
This is just great > will be following -
4 RisposteI almost read that in Han’s and Franz’s voices.
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This is good! Made me laugh….but will probably work well!
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Good idea...I'll get fit in no time. Looser pvp player...BUT...a FIT... looser pvp player. Yeah to the L!!!
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Finally a post worthy of attention
