[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848648978190041128/935747914259632178/20220125_215755.jpg]Lookit that ugly mug[/url]
My mother was a Goth Sailor and my father was confused thinking this was for a Christmas card.
I am apparently wearing a white dress. Quite possibly the only point in my life I was not as pale as said white dress.
Heresy.
I don't know what is on the dress. My mother suspects a sort of effigy that calmed my wrath. Possibly a creepy doll or something that when shook would make a wretched noise that'd wake the dead.
I am very bored and my controller batteries won't charge.
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#Offtopic
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4 RisposteHere's one of Mom, Sis & me. That's me on the left.
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2 RisposteHave you considered replacing your (game console brand here) controller for the low, low price of the souls of 12 unborn kittens, an arm, three left legs, your undying fealty, four installments of $59.99 (paid in Google Play gift cards), a second mortgage, and your firstborn daughter's hand in marriage?
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6 RisposteModificato da Oh no its Colt: 3/20/2022 2:45:40 PMReported for being under 13 :)
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Modificato da Easy-Pete: 3/18/2022 7:22:41 PMHere is my face reveal.
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4 RisposteWell, so long as we're sharing. I do not have any photos of me as a child.
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1 RispondiWow you guys are too young for destiny
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did you know your dad is james franco
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Small Nil... Smil?
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Look how weak you look. DO YOU EVEN LIFT!?!?
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1 RispondiSome of my favourite photos of myself is me as an infant somewhere between 7 and 10 where I look incredibly goofy or incredibly miserable around a bunch of happy people. But I don't know if I want to put those here yet. So instead we can go all the way back to '92 where legend has it I vomitted almost immediately after this was taken due to laughter.
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1 RispondiYour pa looks about as happy as you to be there
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2 RisposteMe mum (before she became a -blam!-) and me sister circa Idk what fookin'year.
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2 RisposteModificato da CoolHandLuke04: 3/18/2022 3:47:24 AMI found out that taking your first steps toward your Grampa can be a real cool hand! Oh and my Dad has always been a Chiefs fan, I was not given a choice those many years ago. Also that was the 80s kiddos….lots of brown and terrible carpet!
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2 RisposteModificato da Drive By Baggins: 3/18/2022 2:48:10 AMGoth sailor moon mom: hawt Confused Christmas on Easter dad: would shake hands. Baby: As confused as I would assume. Why shine a hecking bright light at a baby? Seems mean. Edit** Legit in baby’s defence, you can’t see squat but fuzzy shapes at that age. It’s like being decrepitly old, but super young.
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Awwwwe, you're so cute.
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Modificato da Cultmeister: 3/18/2022 10:19:22 AMOk here’s a couple. My first school photo, bottom row, second from the left. You can see in the background the monument known far and wide as simply ‘The Wall’. It has legendary status among those who know as being the ultimate imagination-fuelling device. Story about this photo actually. This was uploaded to Facebook when most of us were leaving secondary school, and pretty much everyone was tagged in it and we all reminisced in the comments. Except those two boys who look like twins in the top right. Nobody remembers who they were, or there even being twins in class. Maybe they weren’t around for very long, but some of us who saw the photo before don’t remember them being in it. Spookeh. The second is from a bit later in a pub called The Victoria (could you guess?) with my sister and cousins.
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[spoiler]powers out, sorry[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteMan, I wish I had a fun locket with a picture in it.. I don’t even care what the picture is; I judt want a locket!
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That’s fantastic!!
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2 RisposteFrail baby. Where is your G I R T H
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Modificato da Sumpig-2: 3/18/2022 3:33:41 AMDang. People knew how to dress back then.