TL;DR my son is a Terrorist!
I walked in on my son playing a video g* me, I was furious! He explained to me that he has to play this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive to kill Terrorists and prevent a Bomb from detonating! I was so proud of my patriotic and truly american son for killing these Terrorists that I forgave him for playing a video g* me!
Nevertheless I was suspicious, it is a video g* me! I spied on him for about 30 minutes and then I saw it, I SAW IT!!! HE WAS PLAYING AS A TERRORIST, MY SON LIED TO ME. HE TRIED TO HIDE THAT HE LIKES KILLING PEOPLE AND THAT HE LIKES BLOWING EVERYTHING UP!!! He thought that he could trick me, but I know the truth about my son and g* mers:
THEY ARE TERRORISTS and this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive is nothing but a hub to spread their believs and evil plans!
Ban video games now! Save your children from this evil g* me!
Polski
#Offtopic
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4 RisposteBig G*ming is corrupting our youth
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You should take a look at my browsing history.
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What game was it?
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9 RisposteGr8 B8 M8, I r8 0/8! (hi mk)
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1 Rispondi... that's... not how "TL;DR" works...
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13 RisposteModificato da Fate: 7/23/2020 8:51:42 PMIt’s just a game Games don’t make people evil people make themselves evil it’s a choice Just ask 1930’s Germany and video games didn’t exist back then People just chose to be evil for personal gain and out of spite Also there’s a thing called the Dark Triad/ Tetrad. Some people are genetically born evil If your that worried take him to a psychiatrist to get tested for dark triad/ tetrad The triad / tetrad includes the traits of Narcissism , psychopathy , machiavellianism & sadism If he scores low on the test you have nothing to worry about If he scores high then yes worry At the end of the day though a games just a game pure fantasy It’s not designed or developed to make anyone do bad things it’s just entertainment like movies
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That sounds like a great game! Your son is a true freedom fighter, blow up the western scum!
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4 Risposte4/10 on the shitpost scale. Could have used less random capitalization and strangely censoring the As in game/gamer threw the crazy rhetoric off.
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He's terrorizing us now. 😲
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2 RispostePlease tell me this is sarcasm
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1 Rispondi9 Days on Bungo.net? HI MK!!!