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Modificato da Dredgen Storm:
6/3/2020 10:53:29 PM
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So I’m looking for advice
Any kind.
Just need some.
What do y’all got for me.
In return i leave you this:
Don’t drink expired apple juice
Edit: I love how half of these are genuine great information and he other half are just genuine ridiculous information. Keep it coming.
English
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Never trust anything from brazil
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Modificato da D, Hunter of the Dead: 6/4/2020 5:42:11 AMIf you ever get shot with an arrow and the assailant leaves, don't pull out the arrow out until you can bandage it or you're more likely to bleed to death. Now if the assailant continues attacking you may have to pull the arrow out to allow yourself to combat them more easily. You really have to pick whether pulling the arrow out is the greater or lesser of two evils depending on the situation.
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Modificato da ace_man2011: 6/4/2020 1:11:20 PMMost cars have arrows next to the gas pump icon on your fuel gauge to indicate what side the fuel filler is on Also, keep your booger hook of the bang switch.
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Put a random finger in your butt then ask your friend to play stink finger. How to play: Friend must smell your fingers one by one until they find the stink finger. Upon finding it they declare, "stink finger!" And thus win the game.
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Stand up before you're done, feels better
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1 Rispondi... Don't watch something that your friend says is worse than hen in a suit, because you'll get addicted.. [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Peace is always an option.
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Low, Slow, and Steady.
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Never trust a Campbell
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1 RispondiOreos are better when eaten I'm two halves
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22 RisposteIt takes at least 3 to crew a ship
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1 RispondiHorseshoe crabs are one of the oldest living animal species on the planet, going back about ~445 million years. They’re beaten only by primitive species such as sponges, nautilus, and jellyfish (as well as the obvious cyanobacteria). They’re almost if not completely unevolved from their ancient ancestors. They have blue blood valued for medicinal purposes. They feed by opening up their lower section and using several dozen tiny legs to drag their prey into their exposed stomached and digest them alive. They’re -blam!-ing terrifying. They molt 16-17 times before adulthood.
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Do not unnecessarily aggravate the higher powers if you wish to remain here.
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[i]Check to see if there’s any toilet paper before using a public restroom.[/i]
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Good communication can solve a lot of problems before they even become a problem.
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1 RispondiThe worst thing she can say to you is "no".
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4 RisposteDon’t eat yellow snow.
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Never attack someone on a higher elevation
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OP is always lettuce
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2 RisposteDon't tell your girlfriend that she played the victim card. She'll get pissed
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Everyone tells you not to eat yellow snow, but no one tells you about the dangers when eating blue grass
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Use a single baby wipe after the bulk of the job has been completed with regular TP. Better yet, if possible, time your BM to be the first thing you do in the morning, followed immediately by a shower. You’ll forget you even had ass hair.
