I stopped time with this device, but i forgot to fully build it before I actually stopped time. This thing reads like an Ikea Manual. I already tried unplugging it and plugging it back in. It created a parallel universe inside of a pocket dimension inside of the device.
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2 RisposteI can help you in one moment.
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1 RispondiOP is lettuce
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1 RispondiSo.... dick stuck in time?
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Can't answer, time is stopped.
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2 RisposteYou, my friend, have a ticking time bomb in your hand. But there is hope. There cannot be an infinite number of parallel universes inside the device, because in one of them, you chose not to activate it. Thus ending the cycle.
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1 RispondiHave you tried... [spoiler][i]Chaos Control![/i][/spoiler]
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3 RisposteDid you try taking out the cartridge and blowing it out?
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1 RispondiHave you watched the LEGO Movie? You don’t need to follow the instructions!
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2 RisposteThat sounds like the opposite of a problem
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2 RispostePee on it to assert dominance.
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2 RisposteDo you want me to send my interns to help you? They probably would demand a flesh sacrifice beforehand...
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7 RisposteTry saying “oduraW aZ” It might work
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1 Rispondi1. Enter pocket universe 2. Charge admission 3. ??? 4. Profit