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11/10/2019 2:57:50 AM
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So I’m looking at this dog chew toy....
https://www.google.com/search?q=petstages+bone&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS840US840&hl=en-US&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=ACYBGNTwg25T-QKePHgeZFgSi_BBDF6c9g:1573354553640&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwisz5m60t7lAhUM-6wKHfSBDxsQ_AUoAnoECBAQAg&biw=414&bih=722&dpr=2#imgrc=RLMnrkiTOaUTKM
And I’m thinking, I could smash that.
Giggity
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4 Risposte... Smash or pass, dog toy edition... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteModificato da RollTide2235: 11/11/2019 1:31:41 AMTrue story. 3-4 years ago I was in a walmart looking for Advil in the pharmacy department. They had some “neck massagers” on display and one you could actually use. They looked like this. https://imgur.com/a/8iCkyxV As I rounded the corner where they were, there was a lady (dang good looking to) standing there, with her 3-4 year old son beside her, with said “neck massager” in her hand massaging her neck with it. Before she saw me, I heard her say...”Oh I really could use this”. As soon as she said it, she saw me and we locked eyes. Her face immediately turned beet red and we both started laughing as she quickly put the “neck massager” down and grabbed her son and dashed away from me. Later on, when I was in another section of the store, she rounded the corner on the same isle I was on and when we saw each other we both started laughing again as she turned bright red of embarrassment and quickly walked away again.
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1 RispondiJust so you know, if things go wrong, I am not that kind of doctor.
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4 RispostePaige no!
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3 RisposteThat looks an awful lot like a certain toy that has a name similar to flashlight......😂🤣
