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7/6/2019 1:55:53 AM
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A Post For The Guys Of Offtopic
Opinions on balls? They kinda f'ing suck. They stick to your legs and itch. Really sucks. Anyone have stories or anything they'd like to say?
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Yeah, I hate all three of them!
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I’m friends with a lot of girls and they don’t understand how much it hurts to be kicked in the balls and they think they can just do it whenever they get mad at me... [spoiler]i need better friends[/spoiler] [spoiler]i don’t think I’m gonna have babies but that’s fine[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteYeah, keep having to scratch them every hour. They also keep smelling like "chlorine" (You know what I mean). Anyone know a good way to get rid of the smell?
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Girls don't get why we manspread. It's not to assert dominance on the female gender or whatever the hell they think it is. It's because having our legs pressed together for long periods of time crushers our nuts and is uncomfortable as hell
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5 RisposteIt’s supposedly all in the name of making babies. But wtf wants some creepy, snotty, drooling, pooping little freeloader who is too lazy to even wipe their own butts?
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6 RisposteRather have balls over a period.
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1 RispondiWhen you play almost any sport involving a ball, you’ll quickly see how much your little friends suck. One day when I was about 10 years old I was playing catch with my older sister. She decided to try to softball pitch it towards me, with me being an incompetent 10 year old and her having s*** aim, it hits me directly between the legs knocking me down. Fast forward a few years I’m playing baseball with a group of friends, I’m on 2nd ready to run as soon as my teammate hits the ball, when he hits it I start to run towards 3rd. The ball says no. As I’m running It somehow has the perfect one in a million angle to hit the place the sun doesn’t shine. Let us once again fast forward a couple of years. I’m playing basketball. A basketball couldn’t possibly hit you there, right? RIGHT??? My teammate tries to pass the ball to me, and since my legs were spread just enough it bounces up directly to my balls. Let’s not forget the time my dad accidentally threw a football at me and hit that place. Or the time my little cousin hit my crotch with a tiny wood baseball bat. Gg universe, gg...
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2 Risposte
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They are a critical flaw in our design, not for their function but for the weakpoint and annoyances they provide. They provide a one (or two) hit KO spot if you face a dishonorable foe and because of that you have to keep them protected at all cost. I'm no scientist (at least not yet if I ever do become one) but I don't have to be one to know the inconvenience of a ballsack itching because of sweat or dirt depending on your environment, not to mention the sticking.
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In middle school I was taking a 2 week section on sewing and had one of the needles poke me in one of my nuts lol
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I think I remember why I stopped being active on this thread.
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your mom has some stories. and yee they itch
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2 RisposteI’ve heard of a story where a honey Badger has killed a lion by biting/ripping off his balls, causing the lion to bleed out and die. Yeah...
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1 RispondiYeah, guys I lost my third ball, now I only have two. Don't know where it went, just woke up one morning and it was gone.
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Mine don't bother me too much, they seem to be slightly mishapen but I'm no biologist so I don't knoq
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Just gonna leave this here.
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4 RisposteFun fact: The reason the testes are outside the body is because the optimal temperature for sperm production is slightly lower than our core body temperature - ball sacks keep the testes cooler.
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8 Rispostezippers+balls=pain
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6 RisposteAnnoying as hell and provide a weak point. 0/10 would not have balls again.
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2 RisposteI'm concerned over the amount of people who somehow sit on their balls. Never had that issue. :\
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Ehh, I don’t really have too much trouble with them. Only problem is they stick to my f*cking swim trunks and don’t come off.
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14 RisposteNot having any myself, I've wondered. Do guy's accidentally sit on them at times, It's like, there just dangling in the way. (ー_ーゞ
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Yea you like deals and business? Maybe some Massachusetts?
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Most of the time I don’t notice them but they do suck. Why couldn’t we have just kept em in our stomach? Instead we get the biggest weakness right between our legs. It sucks, but definitely better than what girls have to go through from what I’ve heard
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1 RispondiMy friend went to a cryogenic freezing chamber and he didn’t dry off very well, and... his balls froze to his underwear 😬
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i don't have a story, but i agree.
