Kinderguardians will never know what it’s like to contract stage 5 cancer from bringing a hand cannon to a sleeper fight, and somehow finding the willpower to do it enough times to win 5 of those impossible battles.
I demand a special ornament for Ace that has 5 tally marks on the barrel written in the blood of the sleeper wielding cancer patients I had to put down to get it. Only those who pushed through pre-quest nerf can obtain it. And it should be sold for 5 easy payments of 19.95
Edit: I completely forgot that satire is not conveyed very well in text format. #1 most trigrd community in the galaxy.
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Ah this reminds me of the time when bungie had xur sell gally before year 2 d1. The forums burned to the ground that day
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Sure... It was possible when people didnt know what the he'll was going on in gambit... Once people started sitting back with sleeper, queens, other rifles, rockets, it became damn near impossible, he'll I gave up doing it because I would just sleeper the invader away since I want to get my bounties done more than I want to get a handcannon. Oh and when I invaded... Yeah the enemy team would get sleepered away before getting close enough.
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1 Rispondiand the voice whispered into the wind "use the drang" and the guardians cried out "plz nerf, sleeper op, warlocks useless, lfg raid light 615 or higher"
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Hey man I know everybody has different skill levels- I got that quest step done in the first 2 games I played. Let me give you guys a tip. I see people jump through the portal every game as soon as we clear 2 waves and drop 25 motes. They don’t have heavy 99% of the time and they don’t have a super. It’s pretty much the first invasion of every game. That’s your best chance. Also once you play enough gambit you will know exactly where the invader will spawn in. Good luck.
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I think the people that couldn’t get this done are in the 1% not those of us that could
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Rip? wht u mean
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Well done hahaha!
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Modificato da YourMother1972: 9/21/2018 11:14:10 AM
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rip the dream that came true now back to business whats next on the crybaby's list of nerfs
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LMAO! This is the Redrix Claymore achievement for plebs. 1% because we got 5 KILLS!!! Haha
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3 RisposteHow did they change the quest?
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Oof, sorry that people didn’t get your joke. When I read it it was funny, if that means anything to you. Also, I agree that the AoS quest being made easier [b]NOW[/b] of all times is unfair to us who got it the “hard” way. I mean we should at least get an exclusive ornament for the gun that isn’t a pre-order bonus.
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3 RisposteStfu dude. It wasn't that hard to do. Could you be any more pathetic?
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Modificato da WhiskeyHotel: 9/21/2018 10:19:28 AMHeeeeyyyyy... you have thumbs! Good for you! I do too! I finished the original quest as released... Guess what? No cares. Stop crying.
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Sorry but have been changed to get the weappn ?
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1 RispondiYou know its just a game right?
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Had it before the change on the quest But i don’t care about who had to work their ass off for the quest or not
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So I don't have cancer, have 2 family members who have struggled with cancer, one has been lost to cancer. I can't imagine what it must be like to have cancer, it must be the ultimate suck... like throwing up your gut every twenty minutes, because of the chemo, feeling weak, being sucseptible to infection, ugh, what a nightmare... but y'all need to grow some skin... that quest IS cancer. Check your feelings at the door, and grow some skin. If you survived Cancer, congratulations, you won... now get over yourself and move on . Now give into your hate; let it flow into me!
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Great post! Legit had me in stitches! FYI I am also the 1% that had to work for it!
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Modificato da Glen Ord: 9/21/2018 9:54:01 AMIt was meant to be a little tough! Gambit is fun anyway and the invaders kills weren't that hard. Those of us who did it pre quest nerf should be able to have an ace of spades in each hand! And to top that we should be given a third arm.
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1 RispondiI love this post
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2 RisposteModificato da TheTommieC: 9/21/2018 9:29:38 AM[i]I did the Sleeper quest three times back in Destiny. And to the veterans, Thorn Y1. Why didn't I get an ornament for either guns!?[/i]
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I finished the invader kills in one full game, 2 rounds. I also finished the precision kills in 2 matches of Quickplay. Other people struggle. Why do you, or I, care if they make it easier for others? You do you. Don't worry about everyone else. If it opens up content to people that paid for it, do it.
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1 RispondiThough this is satire, i really want that ornament.
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1 RispondiO_M_G! How could they do this? It’s such a game changer! 😱 Sarcasm on hold, which top 1% do you mean? The 1% of the +6% using it in crucible? Or the 1% of the unknown percentage of players that have it but don’t use it?
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3 RisposteIt's people like you that give this game a bad reputation and almost feel ashamed to be playing this game and be associated with the like of you. You are a terrible person. I have lost several people I know from cancer the last couple years! You moron!