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7/25/2017 3:11:35 PM
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Strangest places you've relieved yourself
If there's one thing I learned early in life, it's that when nature calls, nature calls and when you gotta go, you gotta go. This thread is to talk about those times.
I haven't had too many wierd ones tbh but I'm pretty sure I went in a frying pan once. I was a little kid and just did it to be a douche to my dad lol
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1 RispondiI was once left alone at home while a plumber was working on our plumbing. He ended up leaving for his lunch break and he left the water off. The entire time I had to take a dump, so with no other options I ended up dropping a deuce in the backyard. My dog was staring at me the whole time and I could see the disappointment in his eyes.
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Every where i go i relieve myself if duties !
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5 RisposteWhile I stayed at my dorm at my university, I would piss into water bottles and gatorade bottles just so I wouldn't have to interact with my roommates on my way to the restroom.
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Kitchen sink with a kitchen full of people. #bacardi151 #howtolosefriends
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When I was about 10, my friends and I were walking home right as it was getting dark. We passed through a business complex where there were one story business units with glass windows and doors. For some reason, we decided to pee all over the front window and door of this one random business. Mid stream, a woman's voice from behind us said "Oh wow guys, that's really cool" she was being very sarcastic, obviously. We freaked out and started running away. My golden stream still flowing. I must have looked ridiculous running whike holding my pants up, slightly sideways trying not to get urine on myself.
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OP's mom's gaping crevasse.
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On 1 of my mates. We were all drink and we tend to prank each other when 1 falls asleep, so this night 1 of the lads fell asleep so he got his eyebrows shaved, a bald patch shaved in his hair, pubes bleached, swastikas drew on then 2 of us pissed on him, we was going to throw water on him at first but decided it needed to be piss to give it the smell.
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2 RisposteI peed into a bottle of Apple Juice. My dad thought it had expired.
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Out the window
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In an empty orange juice bottle in my room.
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4 RispostePissing in 4 states at once.
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A trash can in Scotland with high winds.
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The vegetable draw of my friends basement fridge. My friend peed in the cardboard box next to it.
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9 RisposteHaven't really had many of those, but when I was working my first job, I had to clean literal human shit off a floor.
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In my closet as a kid when I was grounded .
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All over the schools radiators every damn day 😂😂 The sink Myself The seat The beach The shower The Bed The struggle is real Next stop will be in her
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1 RispondiSo is this about pissing or beating your meat?
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On the way home from my cousin's, I used to walk home late at night and just turn around and walk slightly behind the group to pee right in the middle of the street without ever stopping. I'm a degenerate though
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1 RispondiOn top of Hadrians wall I pissed on England and Scotland at the same time.
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1 RispondiBest place I ever relieved myself: Was on a sand dune outside of Ft. Myers Beach, Florida. Why? Because moments after I finish peeing, I hear the WHOOP WHOOP of sirens on a police car pulling up behind the jeep I had been in moments ago. This dude I had bummed a ride with is getting dragged out of the jeep so you know what I do? I start walking. I became a tourist and start walking towards the beach. I duck behind another enormous sand dune and take a left, heading south down the beach. Just past the Holiday Inn I cut back through and go call my roommates. Pissed. They were pissed. So pissed. But guess what? I was trashed and didn't care because I avoided the slammer unlike my buddy there. So they come and pick me up. It's like 4:30 in the morning at this point. Fun times. Pretty normal place to pee but definitely magical for me.
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On a globe in kindergarten.
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Modificato da rhtbaxter666: 7/26/2017 7:59:56 AMIn a mop bucket [spoiler]hehehe[/spoiler] [spoiler]not Justin Bieber though[/spoiler]
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Worst place. Into a high wind in a field. [spoiler]Never again[/spoiler]
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A bush. Not very strange, but tge strangest one yet.
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At an age before I could remember, apparently I shit in one of my parents' friend's pool. He was pretty delighted
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2 RisposteMy jerkass friend works EVS and I seen him working the 2nd floor, so I pissed in the corner of the bathroom stall and watched the piss fill the bottom floor past my duty boots. On my way out I wiped my feet on seats of his gold cart
