I googled my feeling for you and the google doctor said I have cancer.

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Hi

Anal?

I sneak into your bedroom and spread my man juice on your bed. I'm not joking too. I seriously came on your bed.

"lemme smash"

I know right? Hitler was such a nice guy.

Why hello madam. I am contacting you at this hour to ask you a important question. You see, ever since I have first layed eyes on you I knew that we shared some kind of connection. I could not explain as the words do not exist to express how I feel about you. As I lay awake I think of nothing but your beautiful smile and heart throbbing laugh. I cannot wait any longer and must ask you this question that has been burning in side of my heart for far too long... Will you be my twilight sparkle?

Hey, psst, Wanna see my microchode?

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Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my summon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga
That's cause

Jesus Christ is my ni🅱🅱a

(Woo-ooh)
He's a life changer, miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in the manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious Big
And the other MC's I wish 'em well,
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass my mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly MC and the love of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further-a-do
Take it away, mary sue
 Jesus Christ is my ni🅱🅱a He's the son of the original g And he was sent to earth to elucidate the way we should be (What?) Like if another MC says "You're a freak, you're a lame butt rapper and your rhymes are weak" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag, I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag and I'm proud to be an American Jesus Christ is a ni🅱🅱a Let his light shine through ya Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say "Hallelujah" Jesus Christ is a ni🅱🅱a He's a homie MC, JC, you see He's an honest, caring, peace loving -blam!- like me If you do drugs and you think you're cool You need to come to sunday school Put those drugs in a garbage can, stand up tall you're a Christian man Word up I'm freestylin' Hit me

"First I'm gonna process you so hard that you'll have a syntax error, then I'll print you so much you're gonna ink all over the place, then after you'll put your envelope around my letter so tight you'll get a paper cut. Come to FedEx with me baby."