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Modificato da HurtfulTurkey:
6/14/2017 3:40:41 PM
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An 11 year old mugged me with a fidget spinner
I was walking my dog earlier today and a neighborhood kid walks up to me asking if he can pet me dog (of course he can, because I have a -blam!-ing awesome dog and wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their chance to pet him). So he pets mY dog, and then pulls out this triangular spinny thing and says his dad just bought it for him and it's like, really cool. I, of course, was horrified. I thought it was some sort of hypersonic ninja star he was about to use to cut my throat and steal my amazing pooch. I gave my dog the command to attack the kid, and as he was gnawing the 11 year old's face off, I made a run for it. I finally made it home safe and sound. But watch out, B.net. These kids are everywhere, and they want to steal your shit.
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I'm surprised this post died so quickly.
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4 Risposte[quote]So he pets me dog[/quote]Kid scared you so much you suddenly turned British. I feel for you man, sounds like you barely made it home alive.
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18 RisposteIt seems like this 11 year old got himself involved in. . . *puts on sunglasses* a vicious cycle.
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12 RisposteThis is especially ironic considering I'm sitting at my computer right now with my fidget spinner.
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Modificato da TGI Skuldier: 6/17/2017 4:55:37 PMSomehow I was kind of hoping for something like this.
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22 RisposteI guess you could say the Situation..... Spiralled out of Control [spoiler]YEAHHHHHHH!!!!![/spoiler]
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wow that was a real *puts on sunglasses* spin on things
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1 RispondiGo back to Sep7agon where you belong.
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Very cool.
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•Wanting to touch a dog
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Thanks to you and your courageous dog for making society that little bit safer. The fewer 11 year olds there are, the safer we all are.
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Modificato da BIGMAC103: 6/15/2017 11:12:08 AMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge_22K0UTIY Bruhhhh check out deez lit fijit spinr trix sqawwd fam gang gang
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Modificato da Sportmanteau: 6/15/2017 4:43:02 AMI'd like to enroll in the group dedicated to take out these little monsters. I can kill them with the rares I give you all.
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4 RisposteWe elected you highest general in the war against figet spinners
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1 RispondiIs your dog ok?
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Super hypersonic throwing ninja spinner gravity defying star of supreme doom!
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It's a destiny symbol. They look cool but their owners become salty when you talk shit about it.
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3 RisposteHypersonic ninja star > fidget spinner
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11 RisposteI saw a video of a woman with fidget spinner nipple pasties. They're being sexualized and weaponized
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I feel my anxiety lessen and lessen with every rotation of my fidget spinner! It makes me feel all warm inside and my troubles are being consumed by something else. My very brain hails to this sentinent being! Autism.
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Vshhhhh
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That sound like a you problem
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Beautiful. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Ban mugs
