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5/31/2017 7:12:13 AM
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Wanna hear a joke?
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2 RisposteWas expecting joke, left disappointed [spoiler]I AM THE REEEE. TELL A JOKE TO REEEEEEEE.[/spoiler]
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6 RisposteI'm here
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1 RispondiA dyslexic walks into a arb.
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3 RisposteHere you go...
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3 RisposteThere are 10 kinds of people that can read binary. Those who can and those who can't.
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4 RisposteModificato da Goldship: 6/2/2017 5:08:34 AMDid you ever hear about the guy that got arrested for attacking people with a seasoned ear of corn? He got charged with a salt and buttering with intent to harm [spoiler]my corn jokes are so bad but they are also a-maize-ing[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
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Offtopic
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1 RispondiMy presidential campaign.
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Two polacks decide to go ice fishing. So they go to the bait store pick up couple of hammers and chisels before they go out. Couple hours later they come back and get some more hammers and chisels and go back out. Another couple hours pass they come back now they're getting sledgehammers and bigger chisels. The cashier says to them that they must be getting a ton of fish with all the stuff they got. The polacks responded we haven't got the boat out yet [spoiler]before you judge I'm slightly polish[/spoiler]
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Anorexia isn't a piece of cake.
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4 RisposteWhat's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?[spoiler]snow tired don't sing when you put chains on them[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiModificato da Ahsinjii: 6/1/2017 2:15:26 PMWhat's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [spoiler]Christopher Reeve [/spoiler]
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What has nine arms and sucks? [spoiler]Def Leopard[/spoiler]
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A drunk walks up to the pub when he's stopped in his tracks by A nun Your drinking is the easy road to evil and damnation ,drink will polute your sole, give up the drink and lead a better life. The drunk looks at her and asks how do you know that drinking is so bad for you? The nun looks puzzled and shrugs, I bet you've never even tried it Listen I'll go into the bar buy myself one and one for you too I'll bring it out here and you can taste it for yourself and see that alcohol isn't that bad. The nun reluctantly agrees but asks if he can bring it in a paper cup so people don't get the wrong idea The drunk agreed to this and goes inside At the bar he asks the bartender for a double whisky and a shot of whisky in a paper cup The barman groans and says that bloody nuns outside again isn't she.
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1 RispondiWhy'd the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]To get to the other side[/spoiler]
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What's brown and sticky?[spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteModificato da TractorCannonGuy: 6/2/2017 11:33:03 AMNot exactly joke but, yknow [url]https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18698434_10207047124496291_2264277077584207693_n.jpg?oh=58b6b2d2543b7b8454e62d7d9073f0e5&oe=59B4B065[/url] [url]https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18739905_1410340445708448_1814358513969570777_n.jpg?oh=0375a85d5afae41f138bd1920fdd7c2f&oe=59ADF7B0[/url] [url]https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18813491_130323560871797_5908924956776079698_n.jpg?oh=553298989e1062c6f6bb3d49d36e9a3d&oe=59AAC1BD[/url] [url]https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18700230_10207048769177407_8680785495022857177_n.jpg?oh=4392cfe585949562d28650c2d1aba3fa&oe=59A1897A[/url] [url]https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18740781_10207045669619920_8651060915681187421_n.jpg?oh=1ac4a357def0bfe02aa3c67d3df1065a&oe=599B849A[/url] Edit: If you want these memes and more you can find them on facebook: [url]https://www.facebook.com/groups/OpenHouse2.0/[/url] [url]https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18881999_10207061597378104_7956566365188084161_n.jpg?oh=2909985c0e93058ee98ef3da19fa985c&oe=59E65480[/url] [url]https://www.facebook.com/OfficialMonstah/videos/999023510231643/[/url] [url]https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18881740_10209318951351244_1482226401450687041_n.jpg?oh=38e9c6ef01757dd5297acb53b28cd1a7&oe=59B572F9[/url]
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1 RispondiI was going to tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.
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2 RisposteWould love to hear one but will have to settle for reading one
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Im reading it but cant hear it
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Not particularly.
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Damn I was expecting "yo mama". My hopes have been squashed.
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You see I had to PUTIN my headphones. Because my phone volume was LENIN me down. [url][/url]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x72w_69yS1A
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I laughed too much at this.
