This one time, I saw a genuinely interesting and thoughtful post on the Flood. It spooked me real bad man, that shit just ain't right!

You're falling asleep after a strenuous day of work. Your muscles ache, and you collapse in your soft, warm bed. Your blankets cover you, and you feel yourself drifting off into blissful sleep. You sneeze, suddenly, and something whispers out from the blinding dark. "Bless you."

I saw something when I was 10 that made me scared of the dark ever since. Maybe I'll edit this later with details. Too early for video, I might look at that later too. Edit: I didn't feel like watching the video, but here's my story. When I was 10, I used to get up early in the morning (4:30 am) to play Pokemon on my Gameboy. My parents caught on and told me to go to sleep, which I never actually did. I just played in the dark and stuffed a pillow under my door crack so they thought I slept till 7 when I had to get up for school. One morning I was playing Pokemon like usual when I decided to look up for some reason. I looked to my left to see are dark outline of a person sprinting across the room towards my closet. I panicked, like any other 10 year old I thought light would scare it away so I shined the Gameboy light at it. It went away, I thought I was victorious. Then the following week I told my friend on the bus about it when my parents didn't believe me. She told me "put candles in a circle and sit in the middle of them, that should make it go away." I told her that was stupid since I'd light my house on fire that way. So she said use another light source instead. So I did, but I used more Gameboys and I only found two so I just had a few lights in front of me. The thing didn't appear. Once again I thought I was victorious. For the next two weeks I saw nothing when I woke up for my usual gaming routine. But after the two weeks I was going to sleep and both my parents told me good night before turning off the lights and closing my door. After about 10-15 minutes in the dark I couldn't fall asleep so I looked down towards the end of my bed to see what looked like a person watching me lay there. At first I thought it was my mom or dad and I almost called out for one of them when I realized they both shut my door and left. Once again there was the shape of a person, but it looked orange and staticy, like the way TVs used to look when you switched to a non-functional channel. I blinked ant it was still there, but it made no move to touch me. Almost immediately I was tired and fell asleep with it watching me. I'm willing to let the first encounter pass as my eyes not adjusting to dark after staring at my Gameboy, but the second one I'm not entirely sure what happened. I've never seen it since and I haven't moved houses, I'll be 20 later this year.

I could not understand what was being said. Has anyone verified the call sign as being a real radio station? I do not know why everyone finds creepy shit at night. I personally find the night the most peaceful. If I was a ghost or a haunt or anything like that, you bet your ass I am haunting you in the daylight!

One of my various "odd" experiences was in BCT (boot camp). We were pulling a nightly watch in the sleep bay like usual I think it was 2 or 3. I was at the desk recording everything as I usually do, the other two were cleaning the bathroom. I casually gaze around the bay and see someone on the scale in grey PT's (shorts and t-shirt) he's black and just under 6 foot from my estimations. I keep looking at him, he's not moving or turning around. I get up to go over and while I'm getting up I blink as a usual human does and... gone. Just like that, no one on the scale, no one in the remote area. I kinda freak out a little because of what just happened I slowly step back and go get my buddies cleaning the restroom. The don't really believe I saw that but they do believe in killzone mirrors. Sounds a lot cooler than it is. I specified grey PT's because the army started phasing out grey PT's to black a year or so ago and no one in the bay would have owned grey PT's The killzone mirrors. Most people in the bay have reported the killzone mirrors, weird but not that scary. Lemme explain. The "killzone" is a big ass rectangle in the middle of the bay that only drill sergeants or privates that are cleaning it can go into. If you go in without being one of the two you get the shit smoked outta you. Anyways when you are walking along the edge of the killzone at night you'll see someone and sometimes hear someone walking parallel to you on the opposite side of the killzone or the opposite side of the bunks. But when you look surprise no ones there. Happened a lot. Not a big deal, creepy AF the first few time it happens.

When I was young, I always had to walk home. It was this reason why I started making my parents pick me up. I was about 11. It wasn't an average day. It was raining, a strap on my backpack broke and I had to one strap the entire thing, and it was an ok day at school. As I was walking, a gray truck pulls up by me. A man rolls down the window and asks if I needed a ride and was asking for my name. Luckily, I was actually smart for my age and told him no and refused to give my name. After I said this, the guy said, "F*ck you you little piece of sh*t." And he "drove away". I walked a little further, and sure enough, I saw the truck and the man moving slowly behind me. I swear, he must have thought he was smart and I was dumb. He acted as if he was a different person in a different truck. All of a sudden, unnoticed the truck getting faster, so I walked faster. It got faster again, so I started jogging. It started going really fast, and I started sprinting. I'm still thankful to this day for this. One of my neighbors, we will call him Bruce, is a police officer. I think he had the night shift and he was getting ready to leave when I ran to him. I told him everything and he said, "Get behind my car, stay low, and my wife will let you know when it's safe." He got in his car, saw the truck that I was talking about, and chased it. He caught the guy, arrested him, and he is now rotting in jail. I believe the man was charged with intent to kidnap and a parole violation. Apparently, he was a registered sex offender. Not only was this the single most terrifying moment of my life, but it was also one of the most influential. I plan on going into law enforcement and becoming a police officer. Edit: There are three interesting things that have happened to me. First is the story I just wrote. Next, there was the time a few of my friends and myself were stranded in a desert. Now we come to the third one. The one that made this whole edit. Before I say it, I want you to know that I was 12 and low on money. There was a game that I wanted but I didn't have enough to buy it. Then my friend comes along... I tell him my money problem and he says, "Hey dude, I'll give you those last few bucks... if you do something for me." Right after those words, he walks to his closet and brings back a jar. Inside the jar, was this thing...https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7248/6855694010_77c718552f_b.jpg You saw correctly, he had a scorpion in the jar, and this was his request, "If you can go at least 60 seconds with this scorpion in your pants, I'll give you the money." Being the desperate child I was... I did it. I put a live, two inch scorpion, in my pants for 60 seconds. Do I regret my decision? Yes I do. Do I regret putting the scorpion in the area where no man should ever endure pain? Abso-f*cking-lutely! The second I dropped that thing down there, I was getting stung. Long story short, I got stung, had an allergic reaction, rushed to the ER, treated for over 30 stings in the crotch area, got stuck in bed for over a week, and now I only have a 35% chance of ever having children. At least I got paid...[spoiler][b]I ONLY GOT PAID 5 LOUSY DOLLARS!!![/b][/spoiler] Please kids, if your friend asks you to do a dumb bet involving potentially dangerous animals, please don't do it. It was the worst pain of my life.

Does this include creepy pasta?

So my aunt's staircase has three turns that all go 90 degrees to the left. From a doorway when walking through the livingroom you can see a few inches of the first turn. One day I remember walking through and I just saw a pair of brand new looking polished shoes, with a few inches of suit trousers before my view was blocled by the ceiling. He stood there for a good 10 seconds before turning on the spot and walking further up the stairs. Mind you everyone that was in the house was in the livingroom, so there was no way that was anyone from my family

I have a friend, and I shit you not, she senses spirit energy, and stuff like that When she was about ten, her grandmother was dying, and my friend was seeing a spirit of some sort around her house that followed her grandma almost everywhere. It would roam the house or sometimes follow other people. One time my friend peaked into her grandma's room late at night, and she could hear someone crying in the room. When she opened the door a little more, there was a dark figure sitting at the edge of her grandma's bed, with its head in its hands, crying. It stopped crying, looked up at my friend, got up, and walked out of the room. After her grandma had passed, the spirit would sometimes appear when my friend's mom or aunts were pregnant

I was at a funeral last week, and during the Requiem Aeternam introit, I heard knocking within the coffin. (Body was in the morgue for a month)

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