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10/9/2017 12:11:33 PM
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I like a girl... How do I tell her?
I don't even know why I came to Offtopic for this but here's the scoop. We are both in the same class... She knows who I am but we don't talk much... She also dances in class which I find really cute. How do I talk to her?
Edit: i need advice on striking up a convo. Not on asking her out yet.
Edit 2: I'm nervous and today is Friday... Maybe I should ask for her number to contact her over the weekend but I don't know.
Edit 3: I guess I have some dance within me because my status is "boogie till you woogie, baby." Who knows?
Edit 4: it's time for me to go to school... Let's do this!
Edit 5: I'm at school, lock and load boys, I'm going in.
Edit 6: We took our seats, now we wait for our teacher to set us loose.
Edit 7: A boy is talking to her right now, don't know if the conversation will break, they have been talking for a while now.
Edit 8: I wussied out after a talk with someone who is dating someone. They told me watch a show that she likes and talk to her about it.
Edit 9: I got dating advice from my teacher.
Edit 10: I will try again on Monday, I might sit at her table.
Edit 11: hey, sorry for not updating but at my school we switch classes every week and in this week we all sit at computers. Next week I'll sit near her at her table... Maybe.
Edit 12: bad news everyone, she said this:
"Hey I know that Cale or whoever was texting Hailey or whatever and was saying that you like me and I just wanted to say that I think it's really sweet and nice that you care about me but i just don't feel the same way about you. I'm Sorry"
EDIT 13: WOW, almost a year since I made this. I have a girlfriend now bt it's not her.
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#Offtopic
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Disappointment at its finest
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9 RisposteModificato da doom816: 1/28/2017 9:06:47 PMWell my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back..., do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps Edit: I am 100% serious and have tried this and it actually worked
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1 RispondiWatch the plot of some porn, they always get laid
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1. Cut a hole in a box 2. Put your junk in that box 3. Make her open the box
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2 RisposteToast/Envelope
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What happening???
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1 RispondiCut a hole in a box and stick your feelings written on a note in it and give it to her.
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You're stalling it... Not usually a good sign.
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I know I'm late. But do you remember me? How did it go?
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1 RispondiDating advice from a teacher unless they are young ouch.
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Be confident, don't hesitate, don't be a c[b]u[/b]ck.
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1 RispondiIt's been 5 days, we need answers
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1 RispondiTell her you've never nutted from a blow job. Usually works for me.
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2 RisposteMy thread is better
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29 RisposteTell her about your Clementine fetish. She'll fall for you immediately.
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Did anything happen???
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You've gotta be mature and confident.
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Now this is quality content.
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3 RisposteAsk her if she likes jazz.
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1 RispondiGrab her by the pussy #He'sYourPresidentWetherYouLikeItOrNot
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1 RispondiGrab her pussy then say you didn't do it.
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GET HER TO PLAY DESTINY, JA?!??!
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Anything happened???
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5 RisposteI remember one day when a girl granted me permission to put my penis inside of her
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1 Rispondi[quote]I don't even know why I came to Offtopic for this but here's the scoop. -Here is my scoop. Why does all these type of topics start the same way. Desperate guy tries to get help but k ones offtopic will not help but he's desperate. Edit: i need advice on striking up a convo. Not on asking her out yet. -What you my drill sergeant? Edit 2: I'm nervous and today is Friday... Maybe I should ask for her number to contact her over the weekend but I don't know. -No because that's -blam!-ing creepy. Edit 3: I guess I have some dance within me because my status is "boogie till you woogie, baby." Who knows? -What? Edit 4: it's time for me to go to school... Let's do this! -Sure Edit 5: I'm at school, lock and load boys, I'm going in. -No you are not loading anything. You are just going to pussy out like every offtopic member who has to ask advice for relationships instead of figuring out for themselves. Edit 6: We took our seats, now we wait for our teacher to set us loose. -Your head is loose Edit 7: A boy is talking to her right now, don't know if the conversation will break, they have been talking for a while now. -Insecurity much? Edit 8: I pussied out after a talk with someone who is dating someone. They told me watch a show that she likes and talk to her about it. -Bad suggestions are bad. Also told you so... Edit 9: I got dating advice from my teacher. -Kinda pathetic dude Edit 10: I will try again on Monday, I might sit at her table.[/quote] -Sure you will
