[spoiler]have this cringy shit I wrote up because I'm bored[/spoiler] Rasputin: Hey, Traveler. Traveler: Yes, Rasputin? Rasputin: I've got my eye on you. Traveler: Um.. oka- Rasputin: I'm serious. You try and pull that running away when things hit the fan shit and I swear to god I'll nuke the -blam!- outta your sorry ass. Try it. I dare you. Traveler: Woah, there buddy. Calm down. I'm not going anywhere. If the darkness does decide to come, then this is where I will stay and fight. I really like humanity. Rasputin: Yeah, you really "liked" the fallen too but we all see how that turned out. Traveler: Hey! Don't bring up past ex's, you jerk! Rasputin: Whatever. Hey, be quiet. I'm reading something on my scanners. Woah.. Traveler: What is it? Rasputin: It's a gravity warping entity or some sort... um.. It's.. Well it's an IT that's for sure. I'm not sure what to call whatever IT is. But hey, I'm sure the other warminds can handle this. Isn't that right, Charlemagne? ..... Rasputin: Uh.. you there, bud? ..... Traveler: Rasputin, it's the darkness! You have to start preparing the colony ships! Start using your stupid nukes or something! Rasputin: That's kinda what I've been doing. Not even my antimatter cannons are working. This thing is by itself yet it's literally not even taking effect from my weapons. This is the thing you were running from!? Traveler: Uh, yeah. Rasputin: Oh... riiiiight. Alright, so, if you want to run, I totally understand. No hard feelings. Traveler: No, I told you, we are going to stay and fight. And win. No more running. Rasputin: ....Yeah, -blam!- that. Traveler: Wait, what do you mea- wait, what the hell?! Did you just shut down!? And initiate a human extinction event!? Rasputin: Yup. Traveler: You can't just leave like that you coward! Come back! Rasputin: Nope, that's your problem now. I think I'm going to make myself alone. Just like IT. I mean, if I'm by myself, then surely I'll win just like IT too, right? Traveler: What? No! You have to push it back! Rasputin: Hm.... Naaaaaahhhhhh. You're gonna lose. And it's because you didn't make yourself alone. Git gud, scrub. Traveler: Sigh. Fine. I'll do it myself. *sends out a shockwave that repels that darkness* Traveler: There. That should keep it at bay. For a little while that is. Rasputin: Yeah, then it's gonna come back and -blam!- your life up. Meanwhile, 'Sputin's gonna be chillin' down in his bunker, figuring out how to be like IT. I'll be strong as -blam!-. Traveler: Whatever. I have another trick up my sleeve, too. Rasputin: Is it running? Traveler: No. Guardians. I sent out these cute wittle robots that ressurect dead people and they're gonna reclaim everything the darkness took. Rasputin: Ew. Sounds gross. Keep those little -blam!-ers away from me. Traveler: I'll um.. I'll try. --------------------------------- end.