[b]I was gonna do a voice over but my voice is shit. And I even tried doing the video a few times, but the embarrassment was too strong, so we'll stick with typedwords on a screen. I just want to wish you all a happy New Year, and here's to 2017. Cheers🍷[/b] WARNING LONG POST And just so everyone's clear... This was from months ago. [quote]My name's Dontaraga- Dontaraga[/quote] Thanks's for telling me your name. Was worried I could never get it. And if you forget my name, you can always ask me👍 [quote]Who am I in this world without her? Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her -rocco999a[/quote] Dis was beautiful😿 [quote]I'm gonna tear you a second asshole, future person! - Sur[/quote] Wait, that for yourself, for someone else or something? Why would you do that? Sounds painful [quote]Eat the jar- Red[/quote] No thanks... My throat is bad enough as it is [quote]Try to keep a sunny disposition as we sink further into the darkness, yeah? Nobody likes a crybaby -War Eagle 7[/quote] What if...... I like to cry? [quote]"Why are you so mad?". "I'm not mad in the least"-Ifrit[/quote] Are you sure about that? [quote]Follow your stupid -blam!-ing dreams- Brigade[/quote] Greatest motivational speech ever..... Of all time [quote]Nice meme- Jeff[/quote] This isn't a meme tho, bro [quote]Toes are just thicker fingers- Rubbly[/quote] That's why I always pick things up with them. That pencil won't be bothering my back anymore [quote]November 11th to January 1st 2017? Shortest time capsule- What[/quote] There have been shorter ones. But this one's cooler and more interesting.... To me [quote]I just shit myself- Poopin Hezakiah[/quote] Oh, dats nasty [quote]The magic words, boss. I've been waiting nine years to here them. C'mon. For old time's sake- Last Order[/quote] ,o_o, do it boss. Dis iz sad [quote]Why are you writing this? -Firwheeler[/quote] Question now is, why am I reading this?? Or why are YOU reading this? [quote]Hello there, future RevenantsShadow. I was wondering how life has been up until this point. Has society collapsed? Have a good day- Name[/quote] I'm good. And no, sadly society is still thriving. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. [quote]Hi. I f*uck horses- BunnyhAWP[/quote] Mercy befall those poor animals [quote] I want to murder parents of young children and see the skin of their mother and father just to wreak fear into their hearts- Relapse[/quote] 👏👏👏 Brava, creepazoid [quote]How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They left a plunger in the toilet- Fuco the Sith[/quote] 👎👎Just stop [quote]... a casual loop in time within the weapon's mechanism , suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into... -DontH8thaGravy[/quote] I am not sure what you're talking about but I will pretend to acknowledge that *Clears throat* Neat [quote]Glo gang world wide- f*uck💯- Vexillol0gy[/quote] Yeet! *dabs* [quote]Yeezy Yeezy just jumped over Jumpman- lil shipwreck[/quote] How can you jump over someone who is jumping? Are you a kangaroo? [quote]Do you have any idea how dangerous this is? Do you think this is some sort of game? Cuz I do. You're awesome. Stay awesome- Aegis[/quote] Hey thanks, man. You're awesome, too. 👊 [quote] What is the meaning of life? Zombie. Man. Cheeseburger. Yes. Don't do drugs kids- Legal Dealin[/quote] You can't tell me what to do! *Dies of overdose* [quote]Hello, future! Are there fries? -OrionLAB31[/quote] No. The world ended because the Irish bosh'tets stopped providing us potatoes. DAMN YOU IRISH SCUM! And Idaho was eaten by a giant worm :/ [quote]A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Thus, dogs are beautiful -Jeuscifer[/quote] 🐶🐺🐩 Dem puppies [quote]Yo, Star, how's life? You done anything with it yet? "Nope" -K.Starking T[/quote] JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! [quote]Darn you kakka carrot cake! U am no real super sand!- Cake-6[/quote] I think carrot cake is pretty good actually [quote]In submitting your light and dark simultaneously I became the barrier of these two barriers, movement and growth- E Sword of LORD[/quote] Hey, you still around? Or did you abandon us? I'd abndon Offtopic, too, if they didn't entertain me [quote]Have I ever told you the definition of stale memes? Stale memes are when you post the same shit over and over, expecting memes to stay- JT[/quote] Isn't that what everyone does with all memes, tho? [quote]Have Faith in God- GhostRiderOBD[/quote] I'm just waiting for that one Atheist to type an entire essay about the mention of God as soon as I said it twice [quote]Stat safe, don't do drugs or alcohol :)- DontH8thaGravy[/quote] You're not my real dad! *Dies in car crash* [quote]Fear the old blood- PowerUpCedric[/quote] Fear our ancestors? Is that you're saying? Or is this a Supernatural thing? [quote] You're probably cute I guess. I don't know- Snowski[/quote]😳 Meh. I'm decent looking [quote]I like to squeeze two M&Ms between my fingers and eat the one that cracks first- Commander Quantum[/quote] I personally don't like M&Ms. They're just gross to me [quote]OP is lettuce. And also send pics- FrenziedWolf[/quote] Did you just assume my plant type? TRIGGERED [quote]I like to shove long, hard, pickles down my throat- TDarkCthulhu[/quote] I wanna ask, but that's none of my business *Sips tea* [quote]*under black handprint* We know - Silence[/quote] We know what? Please elaborate, Silence. Some of us are confused [quote]Dormammu, I've come to bargain. DIES 15× Dormammu, I've come to bargain. WINS - Gravy Train[/quote] I was too lazy to type all of it [quote]If thou gaze into the abyss. The abyss will gaze back at thee -Ronan[/quote] Kids, don't stare into scary places. Especially if something staring back and wants to devour your soul [quote]I -blam!- dogs. Get over it. Heh -MachPhoenix[/quote] I regret watching that video o_o. Leave a bumb to save the dogs #doglivesmatte [quote]Make the world great again. When you are bored, then just take our time for yourself and have a great evening^_^ - setroatlp[/quote] Thanks. You have a good evening, too, peasant child [quote]You have got your work cut out for you, my friend. Good luck- Logical Crab[/quote] I've been sitting here for over 3 hours typing comments instead of simply uploading a video.... It sucks man [quote]SALT THE WOUND- FestiveVaerton[/quote] Don't put SALT on your wounds. Wanna see something suffer from salt, go find a slug [quote]I think you're a cool person. Hope you get appreciated by someone next year- Turkey Tenvo[/quote] Thank you, person over the internet. I hope you find happiness in this world also😊 [quote]You look cute today. Remember (DON'T EAT THE CASHEWS)- Gajallarhorn[/quote] What is it with everyone complimenting me? And I don't like nuts in general at all. Especially almonds.... Screw you almonds [quote]"You are not welcome"- Unknown. "I beg to differ"- Shiro-4 -Ghostfright[/quote] Shiro's a badass. But not Cayde badass. Cayde Exo will always be master Exo [quote]Any mind altering substance is bad. Don't do drugs kids.... Smoke weed instead- The Cheater[/quote] You ca- Actually that doesn't sound too bad *Dies from smoke inhalment* [quote] It's January 2nd- Nashia[/quote] 😕 Nope.... [quote]I can't even- Shaft[/quote] Bro, I can't even respond. How do you think I feel? [spoiler]"But I don't want to go among mad people"Alice remarked "Oh, you must", said the cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" "You must be,"said the cat "Or else you wouldn't have come here." ~Lewis Carol Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. -Skuld XIII [/spoiler] I like dis book. The movie's pretty good, too [quote]And everyone told me this was a stupid idea. Yeah, like that -Meta Legionnaire[/quote] Surprisingly enough, there were no hate comments. I'm proud of you, Offtopic. Very proud, yesss? [quote]Hey, hey future me. Yeah, you smell. Ha, that'll show me - Mehow[/quote] So, future Mehow. Was past you correct? If so, go take a gorram shower. Maybe Get a haircut while you're at it. You look like a caveman [quote]😏- Epic[/quote] I don't know how to a proper Lenny Face :/ [spoiler]Instead of making a post you should make a video of the reading all the feedback. Maybe with a remark for each answer. If you're too shy, just do a voice-over - HighlyFunctional[/spoiler] Thanks for the idea. If I wasn't awkward, sick, and had a kick ass voice, I'd do it in a heartbeat [quote]A good memory doesn't mean, you have good memories -Varvatos[/quote] ,o_o, *flashbacks intensify* [quote]F*uck college! Let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers -Squishy Face[/quote] If I was 21, hell yeah I'd get drunk with you! [quote]Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants! -thisurlismine[/quote] Ant-Man? I'm pretty sure Ant-Man..... That was a good movie. R.I.P. Andy [quote]You don't know how long in was in that jar, man! - Recon[/quote] Wait till I burn you, man. [quote][spoiler].[/spoiler] -SteveTheServitor[/quote] Damn you, Steve [quote]There is a strange man shouting outside my window. I can't here exactly what he's saying it just sounds like he's saying; EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!: Which is probably what he might be doing- Cultmeister[/quote] Simmons, bring me my shotgun [quote]*Insert bigoted comment*- Carto[/quote] Hey man, I can't make a witty remark if you're not putting in anything for me to be witty against. Damn you, Carto. Just as bad as Steve