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11/18/2016 12:33:57 PM
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How to get better at PvP [Satire]
Do not get offended. Do not take it seriously.
English
#Destiny
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2 RisposteHow to git gud: Spend an enormous amount of time with Omnigul. Take her out on dates, spend money on her..spoil her..worship her. Play Crucible, love RNGesus and pray, sacrifice babies for him for a Matador with Rifled Barrel and Range Finder Dismantle EVERY rocket launcher you get unless it has Grenades and Horsheshoes on it. Spend hours going online looking at top tier gear stats and dismantle everything that is not on those lists. Roll all of your exotic pieces to meet those same standards with Needles. Prefer a Hunter as your main for PVP Get a sniper you like...but only like because you like the aim assist stats on Planet Destiny Use Shortgaze sight Hidden Hand makes you better in your eyes. It speaks how skilled you are. Nothing says you are pro and elite like extra aim assist. Care too much about High Caliber Rounds on Pulses You thought Clever Dragon was the best weapon in the game before anyone ever got one. You are with FWC only because of the Waltz You spent your first 150 marks in ROI on the Palindrome. You are a hunter and think Shinbou's are not cheap at all First in line to buy those Shinbou's from Xur You have no idea what Battlefield 1 is or Titan Fall 2
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11 RisposteSo I have a couple questions. I'm an old guy. Can I still tbag even if my sack sweat is old guy sack sweat? I usually play in my underwear, so the sack sweat factor is usually pretty low. Does that help or hinder my cause? I've heard rumors that you can raise your kd by .3 if you substitute a sweet potato for a regular potato. Does this work even though a sweet potato isn't really a potato at all? I could copy the tag of some really gud sweatie and just add an extra x. Will this help me meet girls and have... you know... that sex thing? I have a Matador but it doesn't really have a god roll. Should I just give up and go play Titanfall 2? Thanks for helping. [spoiler][i]I'm gonna git gud if even if it kills you[/i][/spoiler]
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TL;DR, so what you're saying is, nerf fusion rifles
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1 Rispondithe final tip is incorrect. You must T-bag EVERYONE ON THE ENEMY TEAM THAT HAS DIED. Even if you had no hand in their death; and especially if you have less than 3 kills you must T-bag everyone
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1 RispondiEasy. Get a 56k modem and dial up. Instant red bar God and top of the leaderboard
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1 RispondiVegetable killer!
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Don't play
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Modificato da SwiftBMF: 11/19/2016 9:50:21 AMI thought you just had to get stomped repeatedly by those better than yourself. Thats what I keep getting told anyway.
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Stopped @Get urself a proper nick name....
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How do you get better? Do the exact opposite of what I do.
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5 Risposteeject disk, place disc under mug. Enjoy your hot beverage
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2 RisposteHow to get better at destiny pvp. Get destiny game from disc drive put it back in destiny box. Take bf1 put game in ps4, now you are already getting better at destiny pvp.
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2 RisposteI'll stick with Oddish43, thanks. 1. Easy to remember. 2. Guys with mics can just call me "Oddish". 3. Since Oddish is a WEED Pokémon, I still look like someone who tokes up from time to time.
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lol, the hate mail to moreconsole XD
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1 RispondiTrue pro tip in spoiler number 3 [spoiler]Check spoiler #2[/spoiler] [spoiler]Check spoiler #4[/spoiler] [spoiler]Check spoiler #1[/spoiler] [spoiler]Be unpredictable[/spoiler]
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Perkele!
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[spoiler][m [spoiler][/spoiler]nn
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1 RispondiAnother pro tip: Complain about everything that kills you.
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1 RispondiI got offended. I took it seriously.
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2 Risposteye are all wrong how ye GG not golden gun is have the cheapest net connection you can get and bungo does the rest match you with their cbmm loool from people all over the world while i red bar lag all over the place ye who have good connection die by my non existent bullets melees while i teleport everywhere indestructible thats how you GG
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Thank you. Much more helpful than that how to aim bullshit someone posted earlier How many xxx's should I use?
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4 RisposteI followed these tips and my KD increased by over 9000 - you can do it too!
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