In Canada we call it Rememberance Day but it's the same principle. Happy Rememberance Day 🇨🇦

My typical veterans day in American >Wake up at 7am, thank Jesus for this lovely day. >Have breakfast cheeseburgers. >Get dressed in all American flag clothes, all which is made in America. >Get my gun from its leather bed with chuck norris's face embroidered on it. >Go outside >Fire two shots at my neighbor(as is tradition) >Duck for returning fire. >9am, finish 7th beer. >Light up the bbq pit >Start cooking pre lunch cheeseburgers >9:11am think about 9/11 >11am start cooking ribs for lunch >1pm turn on fox news, none of that pansy ass Wolf Blitzer for me! >Believe everything they say cause why would they lie to me? Scream hell yea really loud when one of them smart talkin liberal sum bitches gets shut down >3pm, finish first 24 pack of Busch lite. >Beer run. >Go to the store, get another 24 pack. >Illegal behind the counter tells me itll be $28.93 so hand him a $50. >Hands me my change, seems like he shorted me a couple bucks but i can't tell cause my educational system failed me as a kid, thanks obama. >5pm, at home, wife starts bitchin i drink too much. >Swing at her >Too drunk >Miss >Hit 98 inch vizio lcd tv i got from walmart >Cops called >A Mexican and black cop show up. >Scream profanities at them. >They start wrestling me to the ground >Piss myself as a show of patriotism. >They tase me >piss myself even more >black out >wake up in jail >get attorney >sue the cops for excessive force and because im the real victim. >win 45000 dollars from the tax payers money And that's about it really.

Yesterday was my birthday. Yes. On Veterans Day

Todays for the veterans. Im active duty US Mil, and i appreciate evryone who expresses their sentiments, but today isnt for us. Its for the people who served, made their sacrifices, and moved on to something else, or lost their lives in service to their country. Thank you to everyone who takes a moment to remember them.

I just realized. [spoiler] I was to busy celebrating Veterans Day at a rec center and forgot to pick up my friend at an airport.[/spoiler]

If you can find time to thank a veteran, find time to donate or volunteer for them too. We are in desperate need of reevaluating how our veterans are being treated and taken care of, today and every day. Much love. Military Crisis Line: Active duty, Guard and reserve service members, their families and friends stateside and in Europe have 24/7 access to the Military Crisis Line at no cost. For crisis support, those in the U.S. call 800-273-8255, then press 1. Callers in Europe dial 00800-1273-8255 or DSN 118. The toll-free service in Europe may not be available through all carriers or in all countries. Military One Source Toll Free Number: 800-342-9647 Military One Source Crisis Prevention: http://m.militaryonesource.mil/crisis-prevention

As an Air Force veteran, thank you.

On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfill our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free, no matter the country you served.

I'm a Veteran I was a part of the Rebel Alliance Starfighters who destroyed the Death Star [spoiler]Dumbledore died[/spoiler]

Im a cod veteran [spoiler]Does that count[/spoiler]

Waiting for the one asshole who had something to say about the military being dumb... Just search for the comment with 100 replies. There's always 1.

do Americans wear poppies for veterans day?

Finally a moderator caught on to the sarcasm and moved this topic to "off topic"

6 years U.S. Army. Appreciate it :)