- All primaries hit for 1 DMG, auto rifles and pulse rifles taking massive fire rate nerfs
- Snipers take 3 headshots, 4 body shots to kill
- Shotguns will have a 1 ammo capacity
- Rockets have to direct hit to deal damage
- Heavy ammo will just be auto filled for everyone at once one time during match
- grenades that stick will no longer stick
- grenades that seek will no longer seek
- grenades only land and go boom
- melees no longer deal DMG, just knocks back opposing guardian
- supers banned
- exotics made exotic again and banned
- a talking tom will clearly state out loud the location of a closing in enemy
- will cost 200 silver to enter a match
- fusion rifles will deal 0.001 DMG and have a 25 second charge time
Edit: Wasn't expecting this to trend lmao
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[quote]grenades only land and go boom[/quote] Why is this so hilarious XD
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1 RispondiPlot twist, guardians only have 5 health
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Honestly, if activision is still at the helm, something like the garbage that the new cod is
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Everyone just standing in a circle shooting everything they've got you say to your friend "somebody's gunna have to -blam!-ing fall over soon"!!
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I like the no longer seek lol. That was hot
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I like the no longer seek lol. That was hot
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[quote]Costs 200 silver to enter a match.[/quote]
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4 RispostePlot twist the Speaker is gay and hes been infecting every guardian with his motes of herpes. And were to gay to fight each other.
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*all weaponry has effectiveness of bungie employees in charge of banning cheaters*