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Modificato da Owlish Athena:
7/5/2016 9:50:12 PM
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The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done at least one of these at some point. This list is purely for entertainment and fun.
1) The Lone Wolf Pup- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but gets first blood for the other team
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around but misses every shot they make
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match (AFK)
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has such a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
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Modificato da michaeljacksen: 7/6/2016 5:57:57 PMDo me. Do me. When I advance to the center of the battlefield, I'll walk behind a sniping team mate, using him as a human shield. But since I have no depth perception, I'll bump into him as he is trying to snipe an enemy. This causes s body shot instead of a headshot. The enemy is wounded but kills my fellow sniper. Then I kill the wounded enemy. Then I camp until sniper respawns and sets up again, rinse and repeat.
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Don't forget the sunsinger that uses fireborn and firebolt with VF but not ToF.
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Modificato da schoat333: 7/6/2016 5:27:32 PMThe Déjà vu - The guy that gets sniped, then runs right back to the same spot, and is sniped again.
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I had a teammate who punched me in the head the entire game. Pretty sure he wasn't a noob, just trying to troll
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2 RisposteWhat do you call the guy who follows you around just cleaning up all your kills, so you have 30 assists and like two kills?
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The Bravo Foxtrot (Titan exclusive): a Titan teammate that shoulder charges you off objectives, in the middle of gun fights into enemy fire, or my personal favorite, off the map into your instant and utter demise. I may or may not be guilty of all of this.....
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2 RisposteThe stats padder... The guy that joins objective game modes and completely ignores the objective just so he can improve his KD.
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To every benedict arnold: pls stahp
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The sacrificial lamb- the one who jumps in front of supers or into sniper lanes to save their teammates. Especially when it's not necessary.
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Lol I'm guilty of #2 and get verify Arnold a lot - usually pushed into a hard scoped sniper >_<
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Great post dude. The one that pisses me off more than anything is: Mister (or Ms.) Impatient - they'll self revive in Salvage or Skirmish AS YOU ARE REVIVING THEM...then you'll lose by like 150 points. Hmm And their counterpart I Stand Alone - the motherfûcker who won't revive you...and you end up losing by like 150 points
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1 RispondiThere are basically 2 pvp gamemodes since TTK: - team death lag - waste their time! It's no fun anymore and more than 99% of the randoms being noobs doesn't help either. There is no bad pvp teammate. They're all bad
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2 RisposteThe one that has a weapon no one likes or it's really bad and does great with it Or the one guy that only kills with abilities
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I dont these to others but they happen to me 😑
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12) The camper- sits in a corner or in the back of the map and doesn't play the objective.
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1 Rispondi[quote]The Benedict Arnold[/quote] This is too real.
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The sore loser: the guy who you owned the last match who is now on your team this match and shoots, jumps, and otherwise tries to get in your way and point you out to the enemy.
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Well I do all of these which is why I play rumble.
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The Meta..only uses the popular meta weapons and gets upset when they have been nerfed
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Modificato da Jawiha: 7/6/2016 11:56:33 AMI think I might be guilty of four or five of these.
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3 RisposteThe blasphemer- the one who has god roll weapons, but can't seem to get any kills with them
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you forgot the guy that kills you then actually appears aftercthe kill cam
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What about the teammate who has great perks on their weapons but for some reason isn't using them? I cringe so many times inspecting loadouts and witnessing players opting to use things like skip rounds over snapshot on a sniper for example. Meanwhile I'm still relying on my her benevolence cuz I can't get a year 2 god roll :/
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number nine should be changed to... [spoiler]LEEEEROOOOY JEENKIINS!!!![/spoiler]
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If I'm guilty of any of those it would have to be the brick wall.
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5 Risposte1. The kd king...finishes control match with a 5 kd yet has zero caps! How dafk does he not even cap the first zone at the start of a match???
