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Modificato da Willy Bum Bum:
6/30/2016 8:00:06 PM
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What Is The Best Way To Attract Females?
I have been thinking about finding female companionship. Does "movie and a dinner" actually work?
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2 RisposteFollow her around so you can learn as much about her as possible. Hiding in the bushes outside her house is very helpful. Comment how pretty she is every time she posts a selfie on social media. They love it when total strangers do that. When the time is right surprise her in a dark parking lot or right in front of her house late at night and tell her how much you love her and that you two are destined to spend eternity together. Tell her everything you know about her and that if she refuses you'll wear her skin as a jacket. That way you'll always be close to her. Hope that helps.
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Be yourself and just talk to them. If one opens up just keep it friendly. Eventually she will want to speak more and do stuff like shop and go eat.
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Modificato da Payola: 7/4/2016 9:52:03 AMThey like it when youre a asshole. "Shut up dumb scut we're going to see a movie" works for me.
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It's "Dinner and a movie"
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Have a large penis and lots of money or you're -blam!-ed
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Have a good Icebreaker for those silent moments. When things get hot and hairy give the Gjall-a-rhorn. [spoiler]The R is silent.[/spoiler] and pound away till the Ward of Dawn with your Black hammer! That's my advice Destiny style. [spoiler]PS this is horrible advice m8, good luck![/spoiler]
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4 RisposteUse a huge fukin female magnet
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I hear clobbering a woman over the head with the leaf of a four leaf clover gets you six months jail time.. Anyway, the best way to go about this is to stand firmly. Legs at shoulder length apart and begin with a light "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo" trust me mate. Us Aussies know a thing or two about the acquiring of a woman.
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2 RisposteBe you if she doesn't like it then you don't want her
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1 RispondiFirst you have to be attractive, you are already losing there.
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2 RisposteLeaves. The Internet says so.
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I've heard they can be attracted to white vans full of candy And men who sneak up on em with a roll of duct tape
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Show them you offtopic profile Nothing says alpha male like an offtopic profile
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2 RisposteSurprise anal is a sure fire solution
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Stomp both of your feet around and flap your arms like you are a bird at the same time. Also, make bird noises. Works every time for me
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Act like an egotistical asshole. Seemed to work in high school
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Not by making a destiny forum thread [spoiler]lel[/spoiler] [spoiler]roasted[/spoiler]
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Mark our territory, take out the competition
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Toast and envelope. [spoiler]works every time[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiLots of money and a third leg.
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Peacocking...
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Toast/Envelope
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Money. If u have a lot b8tches be over that
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I just send off my sexy pheromones. The females unknowingly sniff up the sweet delicacy and find themselves infatuated with me. Just use the pheromones bruh.
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10 RisposteIf there's food you're already speaking to a woman on a spiritual level Believe me, I would know
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[b][u]Food[/u][/b]
